Ted Cruz and His Famous False Eyelashes Popped by Saturday Night Live
Hosted by Kim Kardashian West, last night's episode featured Aidy Bryant as the widely reviled senator.
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No, that’s not a picture of Ted Cruz resting right above these here words. That’s Saturday Night Live cast member Aidy Bryant in character as the Republican senator from Texas, complete with his signature falsies and threaded eyebrows.
Bryant stepped into the noted cuck porn enthusiast’s probably low-heeled, definitely not Nike-branded footwear last night in the SNL cold open, which parodied Facebook whistleblower Frances Haugen’s testimony before Congress on Tuesday. In the sketch, a group of senators grill Haugen, played here by Heidi Gardner, about the platform’s capacity for spreading misinformation as well as its overall culpability for allegedly harming its users. At least…they try to. The various senators aren’t exactly the most technologically inclined, so their respective lines of questioning generally tend towards the “How do I get people to stop telling me I suck online?” and the “What is a meme?” (pronounced here: muh-mé) variety.