Taylor Swift Reveals that Lorde Is Actually 300 Years Old

Captioned: “It’s Ella’s 18th birthday technically but we all know she’s really 300 and knows all the secrets of the universe. #ELLAflickerbeat.”

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Responses to this latest development in the ongoing quest for Ella Marija Lani Yelich-O’Connor’s true identity include the following:

@jimballdesigns: “Is that Florida orange juice”

@inlackofabetter_name: “Is Ella’s stage name Lorde per chance?”

@400luke: “queens at ihop”

@xojasminex: “If you stop reading this then you will die. My name is Karla. If you do not repost this to 20 photos I will sleep with you for 24 hours. A girl ignored this message and 21 days later her mom died. NO JOKE”

@kookie_cs: “Ella looks a bit like #Lorde. HBD”

@kookie_cs: “My bad, that’s Lorde”

Happy 300th birthday to Queen Taylorde of the IHOP Realm.