Taylor Swift will stop at nothing until every human being alive has joined her illustrious friend-squad. Last night, Swift surprised all of us and our moms when she welcomed new best friends, Julia Roberts and Joan Baez, to join her onstage during her most recent concert in Santa Clara, California.
“Tonight Joan Baez and Julia Roberts danced it out to ‘Style’. These two women are my heroes. What an honor,” Swift wrote in her caption of the Instagram photo above. The picture is so uncanny, it almost looks fake, but that’s just how powerful Swift is, I guess. Also, what are THOSE, Joan Baez? (Sorry, couldn’t help myself.)
Swift, you won’t impress me until you get Elvira and Angelyne to join your crew.
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