Have all your New Year’s resolutions for self-improvement yielded visible results over the past month? If not, you’re in luck! Though some sites are promising readers their “best butt ever” in 28 days, we at Jezebel have a method of attaining the butt you’ve always wanted in just three minutes.
Step 1: Find a photo of yourself standing in profile—you know, showing off the curves your mama gave you!
Step 2: Open that photo in Adobe Photoshop. (Don’t have Photoshop? Grab a free 30-day trial of the Adobe Creative Cloud here!)
Step 3: Click on Filter > Liquify.
FOR A BIGGER BUTT
Step 4a: Click on the “Bloat” tool on the left panel.
Step 5a: Click and drag all over that booty until it reaches your desired size and shape.
FOR A SMALLER BUTT:
Step 4b: Click on the “Pucker” tool on the left panel.
Step 5b: Click and drag all over that booty until it reaches your desired size and shape.
FOR A CONCAVE BUTT:
Step 6b: After completing the flat butt (see above), click on the “Bloat” tool on the left panel.
Step 7b: Click and drag all over the outside of your booty until it reaches your desired size and shape.
Final Step: Proudly share your butt with the world, and don’t forget to add #JezebelButtChallenge!
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