Just Look at These Lil' Pumpkin Freaks for a Second
That lemur is a freak for pumpkies.
If You Don’t Have Anything Nice to Say About Baby Animals, Don’t Say Anything at All
The Fort Worth Zoo now has 185 pounds, 6 feet of baby giraffe, and I bet you anything that Stefano Gabbana is sitting…
Same-Sex Vulture Couple Adopts Chick in Zoo
A pair of male griffon vultures at the Artis Amsterdam Royal Zoo who have been a couple since 2010 have decided to…
This Farthead Wants to Rename the St. Louis Zoo 'The Midwest Abortion Sanctuary City Zoological Park'
Can you imagine hating something so much that you think, our only option is to involve the zoo animals? I understand…
Finding Ollie
Ollie the bobcat has escaped.
I'm Inspired By All of These Zoo Animals
The zoos and aquariums of America know what’s up. They know you and I are starving for cute content, so there is a war…
Outraged Gorilla-Lovers Are Threatening the Wrong Michelle Gregg on Facebook
On Saturday, the Cincinnati Zoo shot and killed a 17-year-old gorilla named Harambe to protect a four-year-old boy…
This Japan Zoo's Escaped Zebra Drill Is a Jaw-Dropping Creative Triumph
Sometimes, news events take place that are difficult to put to words.
Female Red Panda Runs Away From Home, But Will She Make It in the Big City?
On Thursday, a young female red panda named Masala said, “Fuck you,” to her parents, her school, her humdrum life in…
Let This Newborn Sloth Help You Forget About The State of US Politics
Our potential Republican presidential candidates are basically all anthropomorphic dumpster fires but it doesn’t matter…
Idiot Who Jumped Over Fence to Pet Cougars Is Going to Jail for 4 Days
Josh Newell decided it would be chill to jump over a four-foot fence at Ohio’s Columbus Zoo and pet two cougars. That…
Beloved Baby Giraffe Dies in Freak Accident at Dallas Zoo
A three-month-old baby giraffe named Kipenzi has died in an accident at the Dallas Zoo. The zoo announced on Facebook…
Zookeepers, Now's Your Moment to Recreate Jurassic World
Here is a photo of a man living up to his potential, as well as three walruses who are getting it done for themselves.…
Zoo Sorry If Naming Baby Monkey After Princess Charlotte Offends Anyone
A Japanese zoo’s attempt to crowd source a cute name for its newborn baby monkey blew up in its face, when some people…
Amorous Donkeys Reunite After Prudish Complaints Tore Them Apart
True, horny love can never, ever be stopped.
Protesters Want 'World's Saddest Polar Bear' Moved From Argentina Zoo
Arturo, the only remaining polar bear in the Mendoza Zoo outside of Buenos Aires, has been dubbed the "world's…
Zoo Bans Woman Who Tried to Jump in Lions' Den to Feed Them Cookies
A woman has been banned from the Memphis Zoo for trying to climb into a lion enclosure and feed them cookies.
Austria Names Baby White Tiger After America's First Black President
A zoo in Austria named a baby tiger in a litter of five white tigers born last month "Obama."
Second Zoo in Denmark May Kill Another Giraffe
Just weeks after a zoo in Denmark made a controversial decision to kill a giraffe and feed it to lions and big cats,…