It’s not everyday that legendary singer-songwriters dedicate a piece of music to rotten tanner-saturated gourds, but the 2016 presidential election has ushered us to a new frontier. Carly Simon has donated—and ever so slightly tweaked—her 1972 hit “You’re So Vain” to serve as an anti-Trump anthem.
Carly Simon’s unveiled the mysterious source of her infamous song, “You’re So Vain”—well, a part of it. So who’s the jerk she’s singing about?
A Queens woman thought the best revenge against her estranged ex was to injure his perfect mug. Mariliza Cotoulas, described by the Post as a Brazilian dancer hired hitmen to break the nose of her ex-husband, "muscular computer salesman" Vassili. According to one of Mariliza's buddies, "She wanted to break his nose…