"[High end prostitutes] enjoy it...They feel like they're not being taken advantage of any longer—they understand the situation, and they don't get their heart broken. It's just like being a mortician: You could just see people that are dead and you don't get involved with them emotionally. Same thing as a working…

We are so excited [Jen, that is. -Ed.]: 9 to 5 is coming to Broadway! As a musical. With a Dolly Parton score. Fantasy cast: Jackie Hoffman, Christine Ebersole, Renee Elise Goldsberry. [NYPost]