Saturday Night Social: Hosted by This Ancient Proverb That Ivanka Trump Attributed to Emma Watson
Emma Watson plays many roles, including feminist prophet to certain women—but ancient Jewish man she is not.
We Should Have Cameras in the Supreme Court, and Other Judge Judyisms
Judge Judy Sheindlin appeared on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert on Thursday evening to celebrate the 20th anniversary of her show, and man, was she a vision in creamsicle orange.
How to Make the Cheap Enlightenment, a Road to True Happiness Via Tequila
Welcome to Boozinette. This is the Cheap Enlightenment.
Cool Centenarian Says the Secret to a Long Life Is Booze Booze Booze
Humanity has spent centuries seeking a Fountain of Youth, and of course the most straightforward method is simply to ask the very long-lived how they did it. This lady says: BOOZE!
Here's Patti Smith's Fantastic Advice For Young Artists
"One does their work for the people, and the more people you can touch, the more wonderful it is. You don't make work and say, 'I only want the cool people to read it.' I mean, fuck you! You want everyone to read it [...] Maybe you want to or maybe you want to write scripts for detective shows... it doesn't really…
Your Morning Ennui: Henri the French Cat Articulates the Pain of Existence
While some cats are busy LOLing, Henri is morosely lounging around his flat, delivering biting insight into the feline condition. "I am free to go. Yet I remain."
Where To Bag A Sugar Daddy
Want a rich man to keep you in Louboutins, diamonds, and fistfuls of cold hard cash? Look no further than the hotel bar, apparently a "hot spot" par excellence for lucky ladies "to get a Sugar date."
My Plan For Liberating Muslim Women
My friends, I know what it is like to be a Muslim woman. The day I walked around in a burka — my goodness, how oppressive it was, how suffocating, how transforming — I learned. I have been verbally abused by an Arab man. At least I think it was abuse. They really should learn our language, shouldn't they?
The Ultimate Celebrity Commencement Speech Mashup, Class of 2010
One commencement speaker really can't provide all the wisdom today's graduates need in this crazy world. That's why our textual analysts have combined favorite lines from the 2010 speeches of sixteen luminaries into the mother of all graduation speeches!
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Maurice Sendak's advice to young people, in Spike Jonze's short documentary: "Quit this life as soon as possible. Get out. You're doing a documentary about a brain-dead person." [LA Times]
Latinas Discuss Sotomayor's Wisdom
Not surprisingly, to many Latinas, Sonia Sotomayor's "wise Latina" remark doesn't mean "I am a racist who hates white people." Here's what it does mean.