Sep 25
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The CEO of Whole Foods, John Mackey, recently shared some thoughts with The New York Times about the waistline of…
Mar 5
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Panic about Coronavirus has ratcheted to an almost unseemly level of handwringing, as reports of new, confirmed…
Aug 9 2018
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Not all celebrities are as out of touch as our grotesque president. Some even remember how to grocery shop! And…
Jul 5 2017
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I’m really hoping Jessica Simpson didn’t do any grocery shopping at Whole Foods in Connecticut, New Jersey or New…
Sep 26 2016
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A former Whole Foods employee in Boulder, Colorado who’s suing the store for discrimination claims she faced…
May 17 2016
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Jordan Brown, the asshole who claimed an Austin, TX Whole Foods employee wrote “FAG” on his custom single layer…
Mar 31 2016
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Whole Foods has reportedly signed up to sell 11-year-old Shark Tank favorite Mikaila Ulmer’s BeeSweet Lemonade. Are…
Dec 28 2015
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A new federal ruling says that Whole Foods must drop its policy that forbids employees from recording workplace…
Sep 30 2015
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Good news, or something: Whole Foods will stop selling goat cheese and tilapia made with prison labor. This news…
Aug 5 2015
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Whole Foods took their ridiculousness to a new level recently by selling “asparagus water,” which was just three or…
Jul 2 2015
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Whole Foods co-CEOs Walter Robb and John Mackey have “straight-up” apologized for their “small… mistake” of…
Jun 24 2015
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Whole Foods is under fire (again) for their overcharging their customers as far back as 2010.
May 11 2015
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Great news for those who love to eat but refuse to pay for Whole Foods’ offerings: the company is preparing to…
Jun 25 2014
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Whole Foods finally got in trouble for over-pricing their products, though not exactly in the way you might think.
Jun 17 2014
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Artisanal ain't just for underemployed Brooklynites anymore: The trend has so thoroughly infiltrated America that…
Apr 10 2014
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In an effort to cash in on our nation's current hunger for "organic" foods, Wal-Mart is launching an extensive new…
Jan 24 2014
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I know that every time I go shopping at Whole Foods, I leave with a tear in my eye and the fervent wish that the fun…
Jun 12 2013
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There's no better place to try out "ethnic" dinners than Whole Foods. Where else can you pick up organic paella, a…
Jul 4 2012
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Ever since she dropped the D-bomb on Tom Cruise last week, Katie Holmes has been popping up around New York City…
Mar 19 2012
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We first learned about Starbucks's plan for World Juice Domination back in November when they purchased juice…