For Christ’s sake, Hormel, at least pretend you’re not actively working to spread misery unto all corners of the Earth.
Well, one of them might be OK. The others are almost certain to be terrible.
Well, that’s certainly...uh...a thing.
It was a pretty good death, though.
I can't decide whether this more disproves the existence of a just and loving deity, or whether this means the apocalypse is coming. Either way, I am not on board.
Well, I say "dish," but the more accurate word would be "trough."
Well, internet, you did it: Coca-Cola is actually bringing back 90's citrus soda Surge.
By now, most of you are probably familiar with the visually nightmarish Kuro Burger from Burger King Japan. Both Jesus Diaz at Sploid and Brian Ashcraft at Kotaku ran posts about it, and it's been all over the internet. But while it looks unquestionably Lovecraftian, its construction is fascinating and I'd eat that…
A Nutella-themed restaurant is about to open in the Park Slope neighborhood of Brooklyn, NY, at least until Italian Nutella manufacturer Ferrero sues the pants off its owners.
It is everything you'd hope/fear it would be.
An Italian restaurant in New Taipei City, Taiwan, has now apologized and changed the name of one dish that they had originally elected to call "Long Live the Nazis," and no one seems to be mentioning that the new name is barely, if at all, better.
Hey, look at these pretzel dicks.
Dear everyone like me who orders ice cream based on the pretty colors: your mind is about to be blown by a legit ice cream that changes color as you eat it. If I traveled back in time and told 10-year-old me this was going to be a thing, I'm pretty sure he'd pass out.
Hey, who wants some coffee-flavored potato chips?! Who's with me? Anybody?
If there's one thing I never thought I'd be able to cross off my bucket list, it was getting to eat something that looks like it was pulled out of Lisa Frank's toilet.* Fortunately, that dream can now be realized.
Hey, what's the worst ingredient combination of which you can possibly conceive that still technically technically counts as "food?" NOPE, DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THOUGHT OF, DEEP-FRIED SPAM DONUTS ARE WORSE.
You've got to be shitting me. Artisanal Toast? "Artisanal" goddamn TOAST is a trend now. There's officially no reason to try to save our species. Let's just send the Earth crashing into the sun and be done with it.
A Russian dairy company that has been inexplicably crossing out its barcodes for five years has finally revealed why: to ward off the Antichrist. Seriously.
Today in "wait, seriously?" news, eight high schoolers in Lebanon, TN are facing misdemeanor criminal charges for their involvement in a cafeteria food fight. No, seriously.
GrubStreet gathered a bunch of actual kids in a room to react to Happy, the Demon Burger of Fleet Street, and McDonald's should probably be pretty sobered by the results.
GrubStreet had them sit in a room and close their eyes before setting the Happy Monstrosity on the desk next to them, and the results were...well...…