Happy Birthday to Doris Day, Who Is Apparently 95 and Not 93
Please be informed that Doris Day’s long-form birth certificate has been unearthed and she is 95, not 93. Said Day in a…
Britney Spears Tries Something New With 'Private Show'
Really cool woman and master prankster Britney Spears will release her ninth album later this month. It’s called Glory…
Murder Charge Dropped Against Yoga Instructor Who Drove Off Cliff With Twin Sister
Earlier this week, Alison Dadow was charged with murder in the death of her twin sister Ann after the two drove off a…
The Weirdest Questions People Asked Librarians Before Google
"Do mice throw up?" and "Any statistics on the lifespan of the abandoned woman?" are some of the less strange questions…
Lonely? This Creepy Chair Will Wipe Away Your Tears and Hug You Tight
You know that feeling you get when you come home to an empty house with nothing but the TV to keep you company and a…
This First Grader's Spelling Worksheet Will Both Scar and Amuse You
I like kids, but one of the biggest challenges I can envision having when I adopt some tiny Marklings of my own (those…
Something Weird Is Going on With David Gregory and Meet the Press
Meet the Press used to be the number-one Sunday network news program, but ratings have not been great lately, and the…
The Weirdest Moments from the Sochi Olympics Opening Ceremony
Along with the fantastic feats of athleticism, the Olympics are always a veritable festival of drama and weirdness. And…
"wer you in zombieland?" "hi man. no. that's jesse eisenberg" Michael Cera takes his weirdo awkward comedy stylings to T…
Asshole British Sheep Run Amok in Graveyard Eating Mementos
Ugh, classic sheep. No respect for the dead, AS USUAL. A flock of woolly ne'er-do-wells in the small Berkshire village…
Horse Bridesmaid Cruelly Forced to Wait Outside Church During Ceremony
Obviously this is a story out of the UK. It's the Britishiest British story ever Britted. The scene: Coddington,…
You Can Buy Positive Pregnancy Tests on Craigslist
Will the wonders of the Internet never cease to amaze and disgust us? In this week's episode of Bizarre Shit You Buy on…
I Can't Stop Watching This Man's Impression of a Vicious Dog
I cannot stop watching this man's master class performance of an attacking dog. This is some high-level method acting…
These Amazing Portraits Prove That We Look Just Like Our Moms
And/or our dads. And/or our siblings. Basically: Genetics are wild/highly predictable.
Don't Die a Virgin or the Terrorists Will Get Ya
There's a gas station in Madison, WI with a sign that reads "DON'T DIE A VIRGIN TERRORISTS ARE UP THERE WAITING FOR…
What Happens to Disney Princesses After Happily Ever After?
A singing sensation who goes by the name Paint sings about the realities of life for Ariel, Jasmine, Belle, and…
My Bizarre Interview With Amazon Bestseller and Catfish Kitty Glitter
Warning: Some of these plot descriptions are hella sexually graphic.
Is Wearing Underwear on Your Face the Next Big Thing?
This is a trailer for underwear-faced "superhero" Hentai Kamen, or "pervert mask", who is a parody of certain Japanese…
Colored Letters Aren't Just for Fridge Magnets
Synesthesia — in which the senses get all criss-crossed up and numbers have colors or tastes have shapes — is always…
Man Who Posed as Adam Lanza's Uncle Once Sued Justin Bieber for Stealing His Credit Card to Pay for Penis Enlargement
Two days following the Sandy Hook Shooting, Jonathan Lee Riches, a convicted felon out of West Chester, Pennsylvania,…