Have you ever poured a large glass of vodka and wished it didn’t look like water? Have you ever wondered why vodka…

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Remember when Jude Law’s baby accidentally dropped ecstasy—way back in the days before it was called molly? I think…

It only took a decade, but it looks like America is perhaps finally losing its taste for revolting new varieties of…

Charlie the Maltese nearly died of kidney failure after licking up antifreeze he found in the garage. Luckily, he…

Um, this is about to be tearing up some Bloody Mary's at my next brunch (and probably also some buttholes).

Comparing women to food and beverages is a tired trope of douchebaggery that's even older than the guys who think…

Although vodka's metaphorically saved my life many a time, Ruski firewater literally rescued two Indian circus…

If you've ever found yourself sipping a martini and thinking, "You know, I really wish this tasted more like the…

We didn't think it was possible to reach new heights in regards to offensive alcohol ad campaigns, but Belvedere…

Can I ask you a question? Why are you not drunk right now? I mean, yes, you're probably at work, or school, or even…

Thanks to a tipster's dexterity with a camera phone, we can all revel in this unreasonably large testament to…

Amber Rose is the face of Smirnoff fluffed marshmallow flavored vodka. There are many weird things about that…

Nowadays, you can't open your front door in a trendy urban neighborhood without hitting someone vomiting vodka…

"I always spray my costumes with vodka and water. It's an old Broadway trick — two-thirds water and one-third vodka,…

Letterman asked Betty what she likes to do in her free time; she said, "Play with animals, mostly. And vodka's kind…

What you're looking at is Champagne. Michael Davidson creates art by crystallizing drinks on lab slides and using a…

[This image just begs to be forwarded to a friend. As my pal wrote, "He looks so happy!" Thanks to the folks at ONTD…

First the brand sucked balls. Now a new Skyy ad makes vodka a sexy phallic symbol around which women wrap their…

• Teen girls are drinking alcohol! And now that it's almost the holiday weekend, newscasters are going into…