We Don't Need This Rosé Vodka
Have you ever poured a large glass of vodka and wished it didn’t look like water? Have you ever wondered why vodka…
How to Make the Cherry Seaborn, a Vodka Drink for the Changing Sheerans
Welcome to Boozinette. This is the Cherry Seaborn.
Baby Hospitalized After Mother Unknowingly Mixes Formula With Vodka
Remember when Jude Law’s baby accidentally dropped ecstasy—way back in the days before it was called molly? I think…
America Is Realizing Flavored Vodka Is Candy-Coated Barf
It only took a decade, but it looks like America is perhaps finally losing its taste for revolting new varieties of…
Miracle Vodka Saves Puppy From Poisoning
Charlie the Maltese nearly died of kidney failure after licking up antifreeze he found in the garage. Luckily, he was…
Sriracha Vodka Might Be What Gets You Through the Holidays
Um, this is about to be tearing up some Bloody Mary's at my next brunch (and probably also some buttholes).
Everything You Need to Know About Douchebags You Can Learn From Booze
Comparing women to food and beverages is a tired trope of douchebaggery that's even older than the guys who think those…
Meanwhile, Two Drunk Elephants Went Jogging in Siberia
Although vodka's metaphorically saved my life many a time, Ruski firewater literally rescued two Indian circus…
The Sandwich Flavored Vodka You Didn't Ask For
If you've ever found yourself sipping a martini and thinking, "You know, I really wish this tasted more like the…
The Rapey Belvedere Vodka Ad That Just Got Pulled
We didn't think it was possible to reach new heights in regards to offensive alcohol ad campaigns, but Belvedere swept…
Finally, a Feminine Vodka Specially Formulated to Get Your Vagina Drunk
Can I ask you a question? Why are you not drunk right now? I mean, yes, you're probably at work, or school, or even at…
Gross Billboard Ensures that No One Will Drink Its Gross Vodka
Thanks to a tipster's dexterity with a camera phone, we can all revel in this unreasonably large testament to Western…
There Is Such A Thing As Marshmallow Vodka, And Amber Rose Is Its Face
Amber Rose is the face of Smirnoff fluffed marshmallow flavored vodka. There are many weird things about that sentence,…
Vodka Marketing Has Always Been Ridiculous
Nowadays, you can't open your front door in a trendy urban neighborhood without hitting someone vomiting vodka…
And Now A Personal Grooming Tip From Joan Rivers
"I always spray my costumes with vodka and water. It's an old Broadway trick — two-thirds water and one-third vodka,…
Betty White Guzzles Vodka With David Letterman
Letterman asked Betty what she likes to do in her free time; she said, "Play with animals, mostly. And vodka's kind of…
Booze Makes Beautiful Art
What you're looking at is Champagne. Michael Davidson creates art by crystallizing drinks on lab slides and using a…
Michael Jackson's Version Of Happy Hour
[This image just begs to be forwarded to a friend. As my pal wrote, "He looks so happy!" Thanks to the folks at ONTD…
Skyy Continues The Vodka=Penis Ad Campaign
First the brand sucked balls. Now a new Skyy ad makes vodka a sexy phallic symbol around which women wrap their legs.…
Study Says: Girls Drink To Forget Problems, Have Fun
• Teen girls are drinking alcohol! And now that it's almost the holiday weekend, newscasters are going into…