Clarence Thomas Is Not An Idiot
Virginia Thomas is, says Justice Clarence Thomas, "my best friend" and "my bride." She says, "There was a tornado over…
Ginni Thomas Hits The Drunk-Dialing Jackpot
Clarence Thomas's wife Virginia is making a big list of the contact information of tea party organizers around the…
Ginni Thomas Says Anita Hill Call Was "Probably" A Mistake
Clarence Thomas's wife Ginni now acknowledges that asking Anita Hill to apologize may have been a bad idea — but that's…
Clarence Thomas Was An Intellectually Lazy Binge Drinker
Clarence Thomas's ex Lillian McEwen appeared on Larry King last night to talk about Thomas's alcoholism and "weird"…
Clarence Thomas's Ex Speaks Out About His Harassing Habits
Clarence Thomas's ex-girlfriend says he was "obsessed with porn," and now she's shopping a memoir. So is that why Virgin…
It's Time We All Admit That Ginni Thomas Might Be Stupid
Opinionators are offering a number of explanations for Virginia Thomas's bizarro phone call to Anita Hill: love,…
Clarence Thomas's Wife Leaves Ridiculous Voicemail For Anita Hill
In a bizarre turn of events, Clarence Thomas's wife Virginia called Anita Hill earlier this month, asking Hill to…