Just the Lady Parts: True Detective's Ongoing Cockfight
Just the Lady Parts is a new TV review series wherein Jezebel reviews just the lady parts.
Urgent: Would You Have Sex With Vince Vaughn?
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True Detective's Abigail Spencer Promises Many Strong Women This Time
If you caught the debut season of HBO’s True Detective, you know there wasn’t much room for actress Michelle Monaghan to stretch. But Abigail Spencer, an actress cast in the new season of the rabidly anticipated show, says there are plenty of strong ladies this time.
True Detective Season 2 Is No Longer About Weird Occult Shit
What narratively disappointing bullshit is this: True Detective’s second season will apparently no longer be about “the secret occult history” of transportation. Pfffft. That sound is my dreams deflating.
Gold, Glitz, and Blonde Dye at the American Country Countdown Awards
There was another country music award show Monday night. This one was called the American Country Countdown Awards, and the fashion was–dare I say–tamer than what we have come to expect from these events.
New True Detective Leads: a Veritable Carcosa of Dudes
In true True Detective form, HBO has released a mysterious unmarked PDF on the internet announcing its two new stars for season two of the ostensibly philosophical/somewhat visually grody mindfuck of a series.
True Detective Won't Be 'As Dark' Next Season (Wait, What?)
True Detective won’t be as “dark” next season, which probably means the show won’t be as good and we won’t be breaking our collective necks to catch it on an already-over scheduled Sunday night.
Julia Roberts Is a Real Dick To Her Formerly Obese Half-Sister
Julia Roberts' half-sister Nancy Motes, who weighed 300 pounds before undergoing gastric bypass surgery in 2010, says that her relationship with Julia has been testy since Motes was in her teens and Roberts broke into stardom after Pretty Woman. Apparently Roberts would not let Motes forget that she was a Fat Woman.
Half-Man Angus T. Jones Is Not Returning to Two and a Half Men
It's true, nothing gold can stay, and by "gold" I mean "Two and a Half Men, the worst CBS show you're not watching." While Ashton Kutcher and Jon Cryer have resigned their contracts for a third season (Kutcher at a $700,000-per-episode payout; Cryer at, I don't know, a gum wrapper and a damp Nickelback ticket stub?), …
Saturday Night Social: Vince Vaugn and Miguel Are So Money
Choosing between Vince Vaugn Puffy Edition and Vince Vaughn Lean Edition is really just a matter of taste: I prefer dudes on the Vincent D'Onofrio end of the spectrum, myself. Dude hosts Saturday Night Live for the first time since '98, and the musical guest is Miguel. (Have you guys heard his album Use Me yet? I like …
Halle Berry Is Pregnant Again, This Time With America's Hottest Male Fetus
After a tumultuous year of custody battles with her ex-husband Gabriel Aubry (the father of her 5-year-old daughter Nahla), Halle Berry, 46, has confirmed via her rep that she's pregnant again. She and fiancé Olivier Martinez—a.k.a. the outrageously hot French guy that Richard Gere graphically clocked over the head…
Rumor: Katy Perry and Rihanna Are Crotch-Game Playing Lesbians
I woke up this morning to a very enlightening article in my inbox about how Katy Perry and Rihanna continued their "alleged gay affair" at the VMAs. They did? Guys, how could we have missed it? They were so obvious. For instance, they clapped for each other with the back of their hands on the other's thigh whenever…
Intern Comedies Are So Hot Right Now
While it's a terrible time to be an intern, it's great time to make movies about them: Two intern-related comedies are going into production in the next year. The first, titled The Intern, will be written by — break out the white wine and billowy button-downs — Nancy Meyers and starring Tina Fey as the head of a…
Lindsay Throws Boozy Party In Rehab
Kanye Admits Nude Pics Are Real, Doesn't Seem To Care
Taylor Swift Writes About Her Relationships Because It's Her Job, Okay?
Vince Vaughn Apologizes For Defends Gay Joke
After Universal Pictures pulled the "gay" joke out of the trailer for Ron Howard's movie The Dilemma, Vince Vaughn has addressed the controversy. Unfortunately, he doesn't exactly seem contrite.
Paris Hilton Says Boyfriend's Daughter Is Her "New BFF"
Michael Douglas To Undergo Chemo For Throat Tumor
