On the Hunt for Early American Sex Toys
Ever wondered about those early vibrator ads from decades past that pointedly do not mention sexual pleasure? Idly…
How the Vibrator Conquered America
Not so long ago, vibrators—when they were sold at all—were generally available in seedy surroundings or marketed in a…
Pick Your Favorite Suggestive Phrase from this 1973 'Personal Vibrator' Advertisement
Plucked from the archives of the august New York Times: This 1973 advertisement for a “personal vibrator,” which is…
Here Is a Video on the History of Vibrators, and Yes, You Are Welcome
Because I want you to make the most out of your one wild and precious life, here is a short documentary on the history…
United Kingdom Scandalized By Middle-Aged Ladies Reviewing Their Favorite Vibrators
The United Kingdom has been shaken to its foundations. And what has that nation all atremble? That would be vibrators.
Would You Allow This Old Timey Vibrator Anywhere Near Your Clit or Nah?
Let’s say—hypothetically—you were feeling very motivated to get off via mechanical means. Would you give this…
Learn The History of The Rabbit, Your Go-To Orgasm Generator
Do you know your vibrator history? A rich background of labor and creativity supports the orgasms you now enjoy. Let us…
Macy Gray Loves Her Vibrator So Much That She Wrote a Song About Him
Macy Gray is in love with her vibrator. His name is Bob, he “fits like a glove,” and she wrote a delightful little song…
The Newest ThighMaster Vibrates, Is Finally Useful
In the 25 years Suzanne Somers has been the spokeswoman for ThighMaster, infomercials for the home fitness product have…
Florida Woman Jailed After Fight Over Vibrator with Twin Sister
Hey, good news, everyone! Florida Woman is back in the news (it's been ages; can't wait to catch up, let's do lunch).…
Bomb Threat That Closed Federal Courthouse Turned Out To Be a Vibrator
Talk about explosive pleasure.
This Secret Vibrator Doubles as a Fashionable Necklace
If you have ever admired a nice piece of jewelry and thought "if only I could masturbate with this," there's good news.…
South Carolina Woman Tries to Shoplift Vibrator in Baby Stroller
A South Carolina woman was arrested for trying to shoplift a vibrator in a child's stroller.
Drake's Penis Is 'Weird, Thin, and Pointy,' Says Future Shakespeare
Today is the day that I read several conflicting accounts about the shape of Drake's celebrity penis and what he likes…
New Vibrator Can Record Your Vagina Because Why Not?
In case you never really looked down there, there’s a new vibrator with a built-in camera so you can pleasure yourself…
This Teddy Bear Is Also a Giant Vibrating Sex Toy
Getting a little bored with the selections at your local marital aid superstore? Perhaps you'd be interested in a…
Norwegian Fisherman Finds Large Dildo in Fish
A fisherman got an extra special surprise in his daily catch last week.
Uh, What the Hell Is a Third-Level Orgasm?
Obviously, I'm aware of orgasms. I know there are different kinds. There are the orgasms other people give you, and the…
Human Innovation Has Yielded Bluetooth-Connected Vibrating Pantyliner
Like a diminutive, pantyliner-shaped version of the obelisk from 2001: A Space Odyssey, the latest in wearable tech has…
Learn How Vibrators Are Made Because Knowledge Is Sexy (?)
Are you laying in front of the TV, resting your laptop on your stomach while you munch on Sabor de Soledad and…