After escaping from prison last summer, Mexico’s most powerful drug lord Joaquin “El Chapo” Guzman surely found himself with a busy schedule trying to run the Sinaloa cartel and also stay out of prison. It appears that he also had time to undergo surgery for a testicular implant: as befits a man running a large…
If you haven’t yet heard of Addyi, the controversial new drug that’s supposed to boost female libido, you’re not alone. Unlike with Viagra, which sold like erections were a finite resource when it debuted in 1998, no one’s been rushing pharmacies to get their hands on the little pink pill. Since its release in…
Are you the kind of guy who likes to get his hard on the all-natural way? Or, at least by downing a herbal supplement drawn directly from the bountiful bosom of Mother Nature herself? It turns out that a sizable number of those natural supplements are full of the same chemical compound used to make Viagra.
The makers of a female Viagra-type pill are re-submitting their application to the Food and Drug Administration, though it's already been rejected twice. If approved, Sprout Pharmaceuticals' pill would be the first of its kind for women with libido issues.
As you may have noticed, Viagra ads are heavy on dudes getting some in the immediate future, but light on the women they're going to get some with. But now, all that has changed: Bring in the women! (Er, woman.)
"In the age of knowing what you're made of, there's no room for erectile dysfunction," says Viagra, who claims that their most recent batch of commercials show men "engaging in daily activities without letting anything get in their way." Right: they don't let anything get in their way of BEING HOT.
There’s a joke that says if men needed birth control, the prescription would not only be free, it would come delicious flavors like cool ranch Doritos or artisanal salted caramel. The same goes for the Food and Drug Administration’s focus on female sexual dysfunction: there is little research on vaginas but plenty of…
Bros? Have you noticed more and more ads these days speaking your bro-language?
It's not looking so great for the would-be "female Viagra," as Bloomberg News reports the FDA has rejected Sprout Pharmaceuticals' flibanserin pill. (Guess there's no need for a sexy brand name until you've bagged regulatory approval.) The agency just isn't convinced the "modest affect" of the drug outweighs potential…
In news to be filed under "NO WAY YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME," researchers think they may have found a link between treating menstrual cramps and a certain class of erectile dysfunction drugs:
In today's most breaking/shocking/sensational news, it turns out men who have been taking Viagra have not seen a significant improvement in their relationships or quality of life. Wait, what? You can't gain life-fulfilling contentment and a soul-stirringly deep relationship from simply ingesting the pill that…
Phil, also known as "The Legend," is the man you wish your man to not be like. He's married but all the hot young ladies are still after him, in his mind. Though he's married, he spends a lot time at the beach, alone. He runs. He does yoga. He has a gut. He has a calendar. And he may be the worst ad mascot since…
Mike Wyllie, a man who was predestined by virtue of his last name to help create Viagra back in the 90s, is preparing to release a new Magical Penis Invention. It's called Tempe, and it's a spray meant to cure premature ejaculation.
Female viagra: if you make it, they will come. And then they will come again (and again, etc.). Then they will turn into orgasm-hungry monsters whose wild sex sprees will not stop until they are fornicating on the charred bones of the traditional American family unit.
Great news, erections! No longer will you have to drag your tired boner bodies all the way to the drug store to get your Viagra because Pfizer, in a first for the drug industry, is making that little $25 pill available on its website. Just type your prescription information into the keyboard and your supply will…
The science community has some unexpected good news for all the dead-eyed mouth-breathers out there staring down in the direction of the flaccid penises they can no longer see because their genitals have been smothered in a pyroclastic flow of groin fat that erupted from their bellies sometime during the Iran-Contra…
Seriously. Check the math. (DON'T CHECK THE MATH.) Unfortunately, it is also 8,000,000,000 times more boring than their actual marriage—which was, statistically, the most boring human activity in recorded memory. Anyhoo, Kim Kardashian is still trying to get the divorce finalized, but Kris Humphries refuses to…
There was definitely a moment in time, around the turn of the century, when women began experimenting with Viagra to find out if it had the same kind of beneficial properties for them as it did for men. Couples partied with it, and studies found that there was no harm in trying the drug to see if it increased blood…
Despite a purported race among pharmaceutical companies to produce the first female Viagra, the progress in the field seems to be moving at a snail's pace. In the 14 years since the erectile dysfunction drug hit the market, women with Female Orgasmic Disorder (FOD) have basically had to deal with their partners' more…
In today's Self-Fulfilling Prophesy news, researchers have found that men who don't need Viagra but take it anyway because they like how hard it makes their penises are dooming themselves to a future of self-doubt and the sexual floundering that comes with underconfidence. I guess in that way, recreational Viagra…
