Oct 28 2019
Save
Save
Dracula is a novel about two things: English fear of foreigners and blood transfusions as a metaphor for gang bangs.…
Jun 25 2018
Save
Despite not having read the source material, I’m so thoroughly the audience for this adaptation of Deborah…
Oct 20 2017
Save
Did you know that, to promote the movie spinoff of TV’s iconically campy goth soap opera Dark Shadows, MGM once…
Jan 17 2017
Save
Save
Four days to the inauguration and vampire bats are making a huge, unprecedented shift in their diet to feast on the…
Apr 7 2016
Save
As you likely know, James Franco is remaking the Lifetime classic Mother, May I Sleep With Danger? We are now…
Sep 29 2015
Save
D.R. Marks
Save
While human people are sleeping, my baby awakes. She whines and wriggles over to my listless body. Leading with her…
Nov 25 2014
Save
Laura Barcella
Save
The scare-queen at the heart of A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night, a new "vampire Western" film set in Iran, is the…
May 9 2014
Save
As if the 2014 republican primary wasn't frightening enough, a congressional race in Florida has been given an…
Feb 16 2014
Save
Save
Penny Dreadful, the latest premium cable show to exploit the talents of under-worked actors and period-piece…
Oct 14 2013
Save
Save
Question: Why do women get madder and madder as they ponder something irritating and stupid even when there's no…
Aug 1 2013
Save
Ugh, vampires have been lurking and staring and silently inhaling ravioli fumes on dates with high school-aged human…
Mar 31 2013
Save
Save
Meet Lazarus, the cat who looks like a vampire because of a combo of his cleft palate and protruding lower fangs.…
Mar 14 2013
Save
Save
Listen, I'm a simple woman. I don't ask for much. All I want on this earth is for this Lindsay Lohan vs. Justin…
Dec 4 2012
Save
So I know you had plans to go see the Dingoes at the Bronze later and I don't want to ruin your night — especially…
Nov 20 2012
Save
Save
No matter how you feel about Twilight — love it or hate it — the phenomenon has been one of the biggest stories to…
Aug 7 2012
Save
Save
True Blood is a show where guys have wood. That's basically the message in this Australian billboard created by…
Jul 26 2012
Save
Save
Here's something to sink your teeth into: NBC is ordering 10 episodes of a new version of the classic Bram Stoker…
Apr 2 2012
Save
Save
People make out, people don't have shirts on, shit explodes. Don't make plans for June.
Jan 13 2012
Save
The French are notoriously uptight about what one can and cannot name their baby, but they've decided to let one…
Nov 30 2011
Save
Looks like parents nowadays aren't afraid to get baby name inspiration from a source that literally sucks— books…