It's Fine to Say You Had a Terrible Time on Vacation
Most of life is pain, interspersed with moments of unadulterated, devil-may-care bliss, and vacation is supposed to be…
New York Could Become the First U.S. City to Mandate Paid Time Off
New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio, the man who boldly stood up for Amazon, is apparently trying to embrace some progres…
A Week Away From His Deadline to 'Review' a Bunch of National Monuments He Hasn't Visited, Secretary Zinke Is On a Sexy Greek Vacation
Over the past several months, Secretary of the Interior Ryan Zinke has bumbled around the country in a cowboy hat…
As His Golf Vacay Gets Rained Out, Trump Passes the Hours Shit-Talking Richard Blumenthal on Twitter
It’s like raaaaiiiiiiin, on your golf vacay.
Get a Load of This Rock Solid Hunk, Vladimir Putin, Conqueror of Fish
Vladimir Putin–dictator, persecutor of gays, war criminal, charmer of Megyn Kelly and tigers–has released a new set of…
My Beautiful Shit-Denying Twisted Fantasy of a Disney Cruise
If I ever kill anyone, I will kill them on a cruise ship.
Julianne Hough Is Having an Amazing Time in Mexico, Vomit and All
Julianne Hough, her three sisters, and her mom are having an extremely hardcore vacation right now in Mexico, as evidenc…
Lovely Airbnb in the South of France Comes With Bonus Decomposing Corpse
Today in extreme bummers: a group of friends vacationing just south of Paris found a rotting corpse on the property…
Megyn Kelly Is Taking a Sudden Vacation and Everyone Wants to Know Why
Megyn Kelly—host of Fox News’ The Kelly File and Black Santa truther—has announced that she’s taking an abrupt two week…
Chris Hemsworth Is So Big He Dwarfs Normal-Sized Penises
Chris Hemsworth, Australian hamburger, has a cameo in the new Vacation reboot as Leslie Mann’s nearly-naked,…
Anna and Erin Are at CPAC
Looks fun! We'll save you some Girl Scout cookies.
Man, 40, Is Having an Age-Appropriate Time in St. Barts
Leonardo DiCaprio, Man in the Iron Mask actor, spends his New Years vaping in St. Barths with his several lovely…
British Mother Ditches Her Six Children to Go on a Six-Week Vacation
A mother from Birmingham, England, has been given a suspended sentence after pleading guilty to six counts of willful…
Generous Internet Denizens Help Shy Couple With Their Vacation Photos
A couple got a special treat from some friendly Imgur users who wanted to help them improve their sad, lonely looking…
That Post-Vacation Glow Will Fade Faster Than a Suntan
Got a getaway planned for Memorial Day weekend? Are you pinning all your hopes on the rejuvenating effects of trip to…
The French Aren't That Great
Maybe it's the Cannes Film Festival or maybe it's everyone's desperation for a vacation, but either way the internet…
Is This Lady Barred from the US Because Her Name Resembles ‘Al-Qaeda’?
So this is a pretty bizarre story. A French woman attempting to travel on holiday to New York with her husband and two…
Let's Look at Pictures of Beautiful Beaches and Plan Dream Vacations
Since it's still hot as hell, it can't hurt to pick the ideal destination for our next (imaginary?) getaways.
Ladies Love Going on Lady-Only Vacations, No Boyz Allowed
Just like Thelma and Louise before you, ladies love to ditch their partners and go on adventures. Even better, most…
How to Be the Perfect Houseguest
There's a holiday weekend coming up, which means plenty of people are packing their bags and heading out of town to…