Bill Cosby Still Retains Over 40 Honorary Degrees
Recently a bevy of universities have announced their decisions to revoke the honorary degrees they once bestowed on…
Seasons of Drugs: Here's When College Students Are Trying What
In the next couple week, freshman students will be flooding college campuses across the country and experiencing—for…
Noose Found Hanging from Tree on Duke University Campus
A noose made with yellow rope was found hanging from a tree on the Duke University campus in Durham, North Carolina…
College Offers Course on Beyoncé
Rutgers University, a real American learning institution and not just some bullshit online correspondence college, is…
Student Debt Is Officially Even More Out of Control
Surprise, surprise: Congress fucked up again — this time, screwing over the education of America's future! Brilliant…
Bianca Jagger to Speak on Oxford’s Shitty Sexual Assault Track Record
Bianca Jagger, persistent activist and former wife of Mick Jagger, will be using her opportunity as this year’s…
Principal Pointlessly Threatens Student Who Protested Abstinence Rally
Katelyn Campbell, the high school student who notified the media about Pam Stenzel's insane abstinence-only…
UNC Sends False Rape Alert, Won't Report Real Rapes
This past Monday, UNC's Department of Public Safety sent out a campus-wide email to inform/warn students and faculty…
Oberlin Cancels Class After Series of Racist Incidents
Oberlin, the university where our friend lived in the vegan commune and dated her first gay boyfriend*, is currently…
Don't Even Worry About Those Drunk Pics of You Streaking. Your College Has It Covered.
For a long time, when you googled my BFF, now a successful literary manager, one of the first things that popped up was…
UC Berkeley Sex Columnist: Have Sex in the Library, UC Berkeley Librarian: Please Don't Have Sex in the Library
Katie already reported on the phenomenon of library sex — please sing that in your heads to the tune of Birthday Sex…
Twins Get Perfect SAT Scores, Share Stick of Doublemint Gum to Celebrate
According to the San Diego Union Tribune, less than 0.025 percent of U.S. high school seniors who take the SAT every…
Going to College Makes You Gain Weight, But Also, So Does Not Going to College, So Who Knows
Sorry Sophomores, I bet you thought you were in the clear if you made it through your Freshman year without ballooning…
U.K. Vet School Wrings Its Hands Over Dearth of White Guys
The U.K.'s Royal Veterinary College has decided that, since not enough white men are enrolling in its program, it ought…
Just Because Cheerleading Is Hard Doesn't Mean It's a Sport
Two, four, six, eight, to whom do we not allocate? Cheerleaders! At least, that's what the Second US Circuit Court has…
Colleges Soon Required to Give Students Access to Free Sluttery-Causing Birth Control
On Friday, the Obama administration released a 32-page document clarifying some rules about the Affordable Care Act's…
It's Time to Stop Sneaking Vegetables Into Your Children's Desserts
You've probably heard of this whole cooking genre that's sprung up around parents sneaking vegetables into otherwise…
Yale University Discovers Firsthand the Awful Results of Gender Cohabitation
When Yale University introduced gender neutral housing for seniors, it was an experiment to see what happens when…