Conglomerate Unilever Buys Eco-Conscious Brand Seventh Generation 

“Green” and “all natural” are popular pitches these days, which numerous brands have ridden to success. And now, according to the great corporate circle of life, it’s time for those brands to be acquired by massive conglomerates interested in separating hippie millennials from their money. Anyway, Unilever is buying…

Dove Makes Earth-Shattering Commitment To Ban The Use Of Those Waify Models It Is So Famous For Using In Ads

Nothing warms the cockles of our hearts more than when the owner of every leading ice cream brand (and also Slim-Fast!) decides to round out its offerings for the binge-purge demographic by inventing a new line of "firming" anti-cellulite lotions marketed under the auspices of aggressive self-acceptance. Unilever, the…