What I Learned Watching the Last Episode Ever of Two and a Half Men
Until last night, I had never watched an entire episode of Two and a Half Men. Its absence in my life wasn't an…
Esquire's Perfect Two and a Half Men Goodbye: Fuck Everything About It
Two and a Half Men's final season premieres at the end of October and Esquire's Stephen Marche has some pretty strong…
Ashton Kutcher and John Cryer to Get Gay Married on Two and a Half Men
Oh, GUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHH. Chuck Lorre has announced that Two and a Half Men's heterosexual main characters, played by Asht…
Watch Mila and Ashton Joke About Being Them on Two and a Half Men
Ashton Kutcher's television program Two and a Half Men was extra-special Thursday night: Kutcher was joined by his…
Rihanna Goes Grey After Brits Throw Potato Chips At Her During Show
The time has come, the walrus said, for Rihanna to put some grey streaks in her hair and call it #brrr. So she did. It…
Kid from Two and a Half Men Goes on Weird Christian Tirade About How Two and a Half Men Is the Work of the Devil
Noted half-man Angus T. Jones, who has starred on CBS's Two and a Half Men for the past nine years, appeared in a…
In Case You Missed It: Jennifer Aniston Is Engaged
We already informed you of the upcoming Pitt/Jolie vs. Theroux/Aniston matrimonial potato-sack race late last night,…
Ashton Kutcher, Jackass, Hops on the Brownface Bandwagon [UPDATED]
Here's a charming video of Two and a Half Men star Ashton Kutcher doing his best impression of Mike Meyers doing his…
Lee Aronsohn Wants to Know What's Dripping Out of Your Vagina!
If Lee "Two and a Half Menses" Aronsohn was really "just joking" when he told the world he's sick of vaginas:
CBS Is The Sexiest Network For Watching Sexy People Make Sexy Sex Jokes, Sexually
Finally, the lame "scandalized yet?" tone of CBS's sitcom sex jokes gets a send-up from the Upright Citizens…
Lady Gaga Sued for More than Thirty Pieces of Silver Over Judas
- Our Lady of the Gaga's chart-topping but inscrutable hit Judas is a total ripoff of a 1999 song by a singer named Rebecc…
Dude, Sweet? Ashton Kutcher Joining Two And A Half Men
It's funny, you almost forget that Ashton Kutcher — Mr. Demi Moore, professional Twitter enthusiast and camera…
Dina Lohan Wants To Sue Glee For Making Fun Of Lindsay
- Dina Lohan would like to take legal action against Glee for mocking Lindsay Lohan.
Lady Gaga Haunted By Annoying Ghost
- We've heard about it before, but apparently the specter is persistent: Lady Gaga is "terrified" and "annoyed" by a…
Awards Show Will Give Gold Stars To Crappy Network Shows
A rival TV awards show would open up "some voting up to the general public, enabling popular series more opportunity to…
Loose Lips
Mary-Kate Olsen's lawyer says that MK had "nothing to do" with the drugs that killed Heath Ledger (despite tabloid and…