AOC's Twitter Rules: 'Don't Talk Like the Founding Fathers'
On Monday, Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, a phoenix rising from the ashes of the Democratic Party, appeared on Stephen…
Trump Used to Write Out His Tweets in Marker
We have many people to blame for our current predicament, but today, I learned of a new person who deserves a small…
I Felt a Great Disturbance in the Force, as if Mark Hamill Tweeted 'Thank You, Next' & Everything Got Real Fucked Up
There are only two things on this earth that I love: catchy breakup songs with brazen call-outs, and Star Wars. So it…
If Twitter Loses the Like Button You Might Have to Develop an Actual Sense of Self Worth
Twitter, the digital petri dish inhabited by screaming Nazis, racists, and misogynists who should be banned much faster…
This Scarf Looks Familiar, But I Just Can't Think Why
Something about this Fendi scarf is familiar, but I can’t place why. What could it be?
Why We Didn't Report
After holding in an asteroid-sized shit for over a week, Donald Trump finally expelled his bowels onto Twitter Friday…
Please Enjoy This Message From Janelle Monae
Future Janelle Monae—Queen of the Space Nation we are forced to create when the rising sea levels and Elon Musk’s ego…
Please Watch This Video of a Right-Wing Republican Turning the Twitter Hearing Into a Literal Auction
On Wednesday, right-wing blowhard Laura Loomer interrupted a House Energy and Commerce Committee hearing on political…
Unwrapping the Beef: What's Up With Feminists on the Internet Arguing About Chris Kraus?
What do we talk about when we talk about this Chris Kraus fighting that’s all up in your timeline? Why are perfectly…
Cher Has Teased One of Her New ABBA Covers
Yet again, Cher has driven fans wild with anticipation for whatever she is to do next, this time by posting a taste of…
Ask a Publicist: Should Celebrities Purge Their Offensive Tweets?
Bad tweets happen to the best of us. Perhaps you’ve shot off an angry response to a troll telling them to buzz off or…
Good Morning?
On Monday morning, as I roused from a restful sleep, I learned that Donald Trump spent Sunday night trying to start a…
Chrissy Teigen: 'Creepy' Men Try to Photograph Me Pumping Breastmilk
After posting a photo of herself breastfeeding her son Miles (and daughter Luna’s doll) on Instagram this week, Chrissy…
Teen Vogue Contributor Permanently Suspended From Twitter Over Tweet Directed at TERFs [Updated]
Danielle Corcione—a freelance journalist who writes for Teen Vogue, ReWire, and other outlets—had their Twitter account …
Can Neil Patrick Harris Not?
Neil Patrick Harris is largely off my radar. I never bothered with How I Met Your Mother. I only watched Dr. Horrible’s…
Ariana Grande Wants to Make It Clear That No Woman Is Responsible for Her Ex's Shitty Behavior
When Ariana Grande and Mac Miller broke up recently, the pop star shared the news on her Instagram story. “I respect…
It Is Friggin' UNCONSTITUTIONAL for Trump to Block His Haters on Twitter
Great news for those anti-Trump weirdos who love to hang out in the president’s Twitter mentions for some reason that I…
Donald Trump Has Twitter Ghost Writers Who Expertly Mimic the Voice of a Man With Brain Worms
Donald Trump isn’t writing all of his own tweets because he’s very busy running the country and also evading the…