Something about this Fendi scarf is familiar, but I can’t place why. What could it be?

After holding in an asteroid-sized shit for over a week, Donald Trump finally expelled his bowels onto Twitter Friday morning with the odious tweet you know he’s been wanting to write ever since Christine Blasey Ford came forward about Brett Kavanaugh. Here it is:

Future Janelle Monae—Queen of the Space Nation we are forced to create when the rising sea levels and Elon Musk’s ego destroy what’s left of this godforsaken planet—paid a visit to Current Janelle Monae’s social media feed on Sunday, gifting us unfortunate 21st century-dwellers with a message from her enviable…

On Wednesday, right-wing blowhard Laura Loomer interrupted a House Energy and Commerce Committee hearing on political bias in online content to yell at Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey. Loomer called Dorsey a liar and accused him of anti-conservative biases.

What do we talk about when we talk about this Chris Kraus fighting that’s all up in your timeline? Why are perfectly average feminists getting XXL mad defending a writer from other feminists saying the writer sucks for defending an academic she barely knows from accusations of sexual harassment? Why are we even…

Yet again, Cher has driven fans wild with anticipation for whatever she is to do next, this time by posting a taste of a new song off her forthcoming ABBA cover album, which leads me to believe this will indeed be one of the most perfect albums ever to exist.

Bad tweets happen to the best of us. Perhaps you’ve shot off an angry response to a troll telling them to buzz off or accidentally butt-tweeted a confusing string of numbers and letters that your followers interpret to be some sort of secret code. Maybe you’re drunk and decide it would be funny to post things in the…

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On Monday morning, as I roused from a restful sleep, I learned that Donald Trump spent Sunday night trying to start a war on Twitter:

After posting a photo of herself breastfeeding her son Miles (and daughter Luna’s doll) on Instagram this week, Chrissy Teigen was asked by a fan to share more photos of her pumping. “You shared a lovely bf photo the other day,” the fan wrote. “Share one for the pumping moms!”

Danielle Corcione—a freelance journalist who writes for Teen Vogue, ReWire, and other outlets—had their Twitter account permanently suspended on Thursday after the writer posted a tweet about TERFs. (Corcione uses they/them pronouns.) Emails, which Corcione provided to Jezebel, show that Twitter suspended Corcione for…

Neil Patrick Harris is largely off my radar. I never bothered with How I Met Your Mother. I only watched Dr. Horrible’s Sing Along Blog back in 2008 because all the other nerds I was friends with on Livejournal were (it was fine, I guess). The last time I remember actively watching something he was in was Gone Girl,…

Roseanne “I am now quitting Twitter” Barr is anything but. Who knows, perhaps the weak, egomaniacal comment from our freaking president emboldened her or something. In any case, she just needed a few hours to gather her thoughts, then continue to fuel this nightmare news cycle.

When Ariana Grande and Mac Miller broke up recently, the pop star shared the news on her Instagram story. “I respect and adore him endlessly and am grateful to have him in my life in any form,” Grande wrote, adding about Miller that “I can’t wait to know you and support you forever and I’m so proud of you!!”

Great news for those anti-Trump weirdos who love to hang out in the president’s Twitter mentions for some reason that I don’t personally understand: A federal district court judge ruled Wednesday that it violates the Constitution when Trump blocks people on Twitter. According to the goddamn Constitution!!!!!

Donald Trump isn’t writing all of his own tweets because he’s very busy running the country and also evading the consequences of his own malfeasance, so sometimes other people must assume that great burden.

Unless you’ve been living under a rock—and god do I envy that privilege if so—you might be aware that Kanye West, musician and President Trump fan, has been tweeting. A lot. He’s been tweeting a lot, okay?

Former leaders of the intelligence community have been reduced to leveling their criticisms against the president on Twitter today because that’s where trolls live. “Mr. President, the American people will hear my story very soon,” Former FBI director James Comey tweeted mid-day Saturday. “And they can judge for…

Twitter announced on Thursday that they are looking to partner with outside experts to figure out how healthy the platform is. Because, frankly, a site like Twitter should wear a warning.

There’s very little about Olympians that I find relatable. They train their entire lives to become one of the best in the world at a particular activity! They inspire people around the world on a daily basis! The U.S. team wears head-to-toe Ralph Lauren! But thanks to Team USA snowboarder Chloe Kim, an Olympian has…