Beyoncé Is Carrying, and Has Carried, Her Own Children, You Haters

Beyoncé’s twin-pregnancy announcement yesterday seemed to make the Hive (aka practically everyone) feel like Carol Anne in Poltergeist after she was kidnapped by malevolent spirits; we were trapped inside a moonless wormhole (Trump) until we heard our mom (Bey) plead if but for a second, “Carol Anne! Run into the…

Olympic German Twins Get Roasted By Their Own Country For Crossing the Finish Line Holding Hands

Twin runners Lisa and Anna Hahner represented Germany in the Olympic marathon on Tuesday. They placed far behind the winner by about 21 minutes, and supposedly fifteen minutes behind their usual marathon times, at 81st and 82nd place. They decided to make the best of the situation and hold hands like the loving twins…

An Interview With Ibeyi: They're Just Like Us, But Parisian, Funnier, and Way Cooler

Lisa-Kaindé Diaz and Naomi Diaz, the twin sisters who make up Ibeyi, exude every bit of the legendary chic and coolness you’d expect from two Parisian 20-year-olds on their second world tour, but with an added warmth and funniness that you might not inherently anticipate from watching their high-concept, metaphorical…