Friends, someone is convinced that those photographs of Kristen Stewart nuzzling Rupert Sanders were faked. This video is the "proof" we all need. And by proof, we mean crazytown bizarro conspiracy theory weirdness.
It is so easy to mock Twilight and its fans, what with the vampire who sparkles and doesn't actually bite anyone and the chick who loves the way he never gets charged for breaking and entering and lurking uninvited in her bedroom. But the franchise is still a juggernaut: Despite all of Disney's marketing and folks'…
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There comes a time in in the Hollywood lifecycle when the grizzled, aging heartthrobs totter away, and the new young whippersnapppers step up. Move over, Taylor Lautner. Hit the road, Justin Bieber. It's Booboo Stewart's turn.
Getting Twilight's buffest werewolf to hustle his muscles isn't really the right way to deal with a lawsuit, but nice try.
According to Mathilda Gregory of The Guardian, "Instead of trashing the fans of Twilight for liking such melodrama, we should ask ourselves what they are finding in this film that they're not getting in the rest of mainstream cinema."
On the matter of Edward giving a cesarean-section-by-mouth, she laughs: "I don't think we need to see that, and if someone needs to see that, I think they should take a look at that."
In New Zealand, a 23-year-old transient was found dead in his seat after a screening of Twilight: Eclipse. He had no obvious injuries, so police still can't rule out Lautner's abs as the cause of death (sorry, couldn't resist).
Though it's easy to poke fun at the obsessive nature of Twilight fans, Christine Spines of the LA Times notes that for some Twihards, an addiction to sparkly vampires is actually destroying their lives.