Turtles

I’m absolutely losing it at this video of a turtle doing, according to CNN anchor Wolf Blitzer, “the breast stroke.”

The L.A. County District Attorney has charged Hayden Panettiere‘s boyfriend, Brian Hickerson, with one count of…

In the latest dump of weird, not-quite-sexts from Amazon supervillain, Jeff Bezos, to his alive girlfriend Lauren…

I first met Kate in 2011, when we both joined Pizza Island, a shared studio space in Brooklyn, and of course I…

You may think this turtle was casually swimming by, doing what turtles do, when it unknowingly got caught in the…

A beach wedding in St. Croix was derailed when an unexpected guest dragged herself out of the depths of the sea and…

Someone get this turtle a copy of The Rules*, he's gotta learn sometime!

Meet two-headed turtle Thelma and Louise. (Let's hope things end a little better for the turtles than the duo…

Well, here's a magical way to wrap up the day. Every year hundreds of baby loggerhead turtles hatch on the beaches…

Maybe "joy" is overstating it, since having your front limbs mauled by sharks is a tough thing to get over. But…

I've been saying this for years, and nobody ever listens to me: people, en masse, are shit. Like, actual shit.…

In Aesop's famous fable, the tortoise defeats the hare in the race because he proceeds slowly and steadily. But now,…

A British Columbia elementary school teacher was scolded after she included a quote from Dr. Seuss's Yertle the…

In this week's compilation of pop culture crap: Carla Hall almost vomits on The Chew; a dress made from ladies…

Yesterday a couple got married while scuba diving in a tank a the London Acquarium, but one turtle was so against…

The BP oil spill hasn't stopped biologists releasing these adorable baby sea turtles into the wild — they hope the…

The internet is teeming with videos of animals of different species playing and cuddling, but this cat isn't having…

A diver lost his waterproof camera in Aruba and seven months later it washed ashore in Florida with video filmed by…

[Sao Paulo, September 21. Image via Getty]

We've learned from this clip that male turtles get really into it when they fuck, replete with facial expressions…