Ivanka Trump announced last week that she would be shuttering her eponymous fashion brand, a decision made out of reported frustration with restrictions put in place to avoid conflicts of interest while working in the White House. As of July 28, though, as Business Insider reported, her last brick-and-mortar outpost…
Donald Trump’s company was working on a deal to build a Trump Tower in Moscow during his presidential run in 2015 and 2016, the Washington Post reports, citing both sources and records reviewed by administration lawyers.
On Monday evening, Jezebel published an article about protests in the wake of white supremacist and KKK demonstrations in Charlottesville, Virginia. One of the tweets embedded in the article purported to feature a photograph of Gucci employees in Trump Tower holding signs reading, “Hate has no home here.” In a series…
On Saturday, emboldened by the white nationalists and neo-Nazis who came out in droves to protest the removal of a statue of Confederate general Robert E. Lee in Charlottesville, Virginia, 20-year-old James Fields, an admirer of Nazi concentration camps, plowed his car straight into a crowd of counter-protesters,…
As we all know by now, Ivanka Trump is a political operative and a business owner, and also she is neither. She “tries to stay out of politics” and works in the White House as an advisor. She resigned from nearly 300 leadership positions within her family’s real estate empire, but ha still received many millions from…
Is there anything as touching as a family reunited? Melania and Barron Trump have officially joined the family patriarch in the White House, and everybody looks thrilled!
Us Weekly, a tabloid whose contents are often inaccurate, has reported something that feels really right. According to a “family insider,” Melania Trump, who loves her husband and her new life and definitely wanted this, is not committed to moving to the White House at the end of the school year. Reportedly, Barron…
In October, Donald Trump, a golden goblet filled with backwash and our next president, stayed home a lot. Trump, like everyone else, believed he was about to lose the election, and the New York Times reported that he was holed up in his “enormous penthouse,” becoming “increasingly upset and isolated.” Now, with three…
Marine Le Pen, an alarming person who would like to lead France into far-right nationalism and xenophobia, is in New York. She is in Trump Tower. But her aides say she’s not planning to meet with Donald Trump or his transition team staff, good heavens no. She’s just using her “private visit” to New York to have coffee…
Times Square hallmark Robert Burck, 46, also known as the Naked Cowboy, was born in Cincinnati, loves Donald Trump, wears underpants around everywhere, ran for president in 2012 as a member of the Tea Party, and thinks he is sexy.
Law enforcement officers evacuated tourists and shoppers from Trump Tower without explanation late on Tuesday, prompting a series of panicked tweets to emanate from the president-elect’s expensive home in Midtown Manhattan.
As the NYPD and Secret Service build out security around Trump Tower, luxury retailers located on the president-elect’s midtown Manhattan block have seen a steep decline in foot traffic. “I will not tell you that Gucci and Tiffany’s are my central concerns in life,” Mayor Bill de Blasio said last month. (Gucci pays…
On Wednesday, Vanity Fair proclaimed in the headline of an extremely negative restaurant review that Trump Grill, the steakhouse in the lobby of Trump Tower, “Could Be the Worst Restaurant in America.” Author Tina Nguyen decried the restaurant’s “flaccid, gray Szechuan dumplings,” “French-ish paintings that look like…
A teenager with a bizarre explanation for a backpack containing weapons and fireworks was arrested inside Trump Tower Monday night, right outside the metallic elevators where politicians and Kanye West alike have been milling around since Trump was elected president.
Kanye West is in New York City today, apparently looking for a new psychiatrist. Also, he stopped by Trump Tower. From the White House press pool:
According to Trump aide Anthony Scaramucci, a hedge funder and Republican fundraiser whose nickname is “the mooch,” it’s weird that anyone would question Trump’s decision to appoint a Cabinet that is so far made up entirely of millionaires and billionaires. Extremely wealthy people are actually great, this millionaire…
As we reach the twilight of 2016, I realize that no horror or indignity can be brushed away as an impossibility. David Bowie and Prince are not, in fact, immortal. After 400 years, Native Americans are still fighting for just sovereignty over their land. The country elected a misogynist double-chinned boil as…
TRUMP TOWER – Following an hour-long meeting with the president elect on Wednesday, New York City mayor Bill de Blasio, looking even more haunted than usual, held a press conference outside Trump Tower. “Nothing about anyone’s fundamental beliefs changed in the meeting,” the mayor reported. “Obviously.”
Last night, as a sulfite-infested hunk of commercial dried papaya was whining on Twitter about his soon-to-be constituents exercising their Constitutional right to assembly, around a thousand of those constituents protested on 5th Avenue, behind barricades, across the street from Trump Tower.
An edible bust of Donald Trump, complete with very thick hair, was wheeled towards Trump Tower today before reportedly being removed by security, possibly due to the under-eye bags, or anticipated slicing difficulties, or the cake’s overall vibe of pee-pants terror?
