During last night's episode of True Blood, former ultra-violence enthusiast slash speed-sex maniac Eric Northman had a bad dream and then cried. Since he's so different now, AmesiaEric is fun to watch, and it's obvious that Sookie just melts around him. He's like a rescued bear cub: Adorable until he tears your…

Last night on True Blood, the best scene by far was the one with a double dose of naked supernatural hottie. Sookie enlisted Alcide to help her track down Eric, who'd gotten drunk on fairy blood and was cavorting and frolicking through the forest as the inebriated are wont to do. They found him splashing about in a…

After a sluggish beginning, True Blood is back to being the twisty-turny, disquieting freakshow we know and love. One of the best lines last night was when Andy Bellefleur, all keyed up and junkied out, said, "God grant me the serenity to — fuck it." That pretty much sums up the show: No composed moments of clarity…

After watching three seasons of True Blood, I've come to the conclusion that like a Value Meal at McDonald's, the show packs in a lot of crap that's fun while it lasts but leaves you feeling unsatisfied.

So much happened in last's night's episode, so many truths were revealed, and yet: We still have so many questions!

Once upon a time, I liked this show! But lately, even though a lot happens in every episode, it feels sluggish, heavy, tedious and drawn-out.

Sometimes the tone of this show is mystifying. Just when you settle in for a campy, fun ride, you're forced to sit through some "serious" stuff.

On last night's episode, Talbot was very direct, telling Eric: "I'm bored. Take off your clothes."

Who knew suffering from severe blood loss could be so fun?

Last night's episode was so romantic!

Lots of stuff happened in last night's episode, but honestly, Alcide is such a tasty piece of mancandy, who can focus on anything else?

Last night's episode had so much sex. Motel sex, workplace cunnilingus, and straight-up hatefucking.

There were lots of revelations in last night's episode: Big Foot might exist? The Vampire King of Mississippi uses werewolves to do his bidding? Eric was a Nazi?

Last night's premiere of True Blood picked up right where the last season left off.

The season finale of True Blood featured a wedding, a proposal, and a lot of self-discovery.

Last night's episode was called "Frenzy," but it it was all about the Truth. The first person to start speaking clear, lucid facts was the slightly nutty Queen (played by Evan Rachel Wood). Quoth she:

A huge, epic episode. Things really got crazy in Bon Temps last night, and shapeshifter Sam Merlotte was at the center of it all.

Thank Nosferatu! After a few episodes which dragged and stalled, in last night's True Blood, a hell of a lot of stuff actually happened.