Dana Loesch Can't Believe People Are So Angry About Her NRA Ad That All But Calls for Civil War

The NRA is getting a little of the sweet, white-hot outrage they so crave with a new and deranged ad featuring their spokesperson, pundit Dana Loesch. The ad explicitly positions Real Americans against the violent, lying left, and—given that it’s an ad for a gun lobbying organization—it reads a lot like a call to…

'Alt Right' Conspiracy Bros Now Think Trump Is Getting Conned

Shortly after “alt-right” poster boy Steve Bannon reportedly called Jared Kushner a “cuck,” signaling an escalating battle in the White House between the “Bannonites” and the “globalists,” Donald Trump bucked his isolationist promises and launched a military strike against the Syrian government. The barf-splatter of…

Cool, Now Twitter's Trolls Look Like Ghostly Shadows, Not Floating Eggs

Perhaps it has happened to you. A thought startles your brain—perhaps about Donald Trump or the Marvel Universe or the upside-down smiley emoticon—and you decide, “Hey, why not let the good folks on Twitter know what’s in my heart?” A moment later, you receive a response from a stranger, Bud8675309 who, on account of…

Satanic Temple Declares That Its Members Are Exempt From Ohio's Odious 'Heartbeat' Abortion Bill 

Just ten days ago, the good people at the Satanic Temple declared that their members are exempt from Texas’ new rules on fetal burial, calling them “a punitive measure imposed by sadistic theocrats.” Now, they’re doing the same thing for Ohio’s proposed Heartbeat Bill, which would effectively ban all abortions after…

'May You Rot in a Lonely Hell': A Collection of Jezebel's Best Election Coverage Feedback

We here at Jezebel value feedback from our readers, particularly on matters of such importance as the 2016 presidential election. We value this feedback so much that sometimes we save it, and forward it to each other, and, in the case of one intrepid staffer, keep it in a special folder titled “Emails I Am Enjoying.”

The Trolls Soundtrack Is the Worst Album of the Year—And For That, Justin Timberlake Should Not Be Forgiven

If Justin Timberlake were a Troll doll, he would have been abandoned at the bottom of my toy box with all of his hair cut off long, long ago. His throwing Janet Jackson under the bus, hopping in the driver’s seat, running her over repeatedly, and sampling the sounds of the wheels crushing her body in his music in the…