First-world kids of America are reportedly only getting $3.19 from the “Tooth Fairy” for each tooth that falls out of their gross little mouth chambers—a paltry amount, made even paltrier by the fact that it’s down 24 cents from last year.
Here's how losing your teeth works: You pull the thing out of your mouth you get a dollar for it. You pull another one, you get another dollar. A good month can see you bringing in up to 5, maybe even six big ones in pure profit. But sometimes the tooth fairy is a lazy sack of poop that doesn't want to do their job.…
Not content to let the Tooth Fairy live a life without product placement, the Real Tooth Fairies has decided to finally monetize the hardworking pixie. What's that sound, you ask? Oh, that's just the Easter Bunny and Santa locked in a closet, dancing while Rich Uncle Pennybags laughs and blows cigar smoke in their…
Do you know how much most kids gets for losing a tooth these days? According to a survey by Delta Dental, the Tooth Fairy leaves an average $2.42, which is a 15.2% hike from what kids were pulling in in 2011. Jesus H. Christ! These kids are running a racket.
This morning on The View, Elisabeth was telling a boring-ass, way-too-long story about her daughter losing a tooth and asking questions about the Tooth Fairy when Joy cut her off and said, "Did you try to find out if the Tooth Fairy has a birth certificate?" in reference to Elisabeth's not-so-silent support of the…
In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Whoopi Goldberg is high on live TV, Mary Matalin fights with husband James Carville, and Janice Dickinson joins the cast of Celebrity Rehab.
Since this Official Tooth Fairy Kit is not pink or fuzzy but low-tech, pesudo-scientific and mildly beaureaucratic — you have to fill out paperwork! — it's exactly the kind of thing I would have loved as a kid. [InventorSpot]
Over on Strollerderby, there's a post called "14 Lies Parents Need to Stop Telling Their Kids." You're not supposed to say that the cat "ran away" when she was actually run over. Telling your kid she's "the prettiest girl in the world" can't be true, because, writes Cole Gamble, "The law of averages makes it…
