It's true, nothing gold can stay, and by "gold" I mean "Two and a Half Men, the worst CBS show you're not watching."…

Baby weight: A thing that happens, sometimes. Ways to fix/change it: Tuna melts*, not caring, doing Zumba or some shit,…

"Magical," "unforgettable" and "fantasy" are just a few of the gushing adjectives used by Jessica Biel and Justin…

Giovanni Ribisi, Giovanni Ribisi's moustache and model Agyness Deyn have apparently been dating on the sly for months…

For those of you who care, a pretty little girl named Mackenzie Foy makes her debut in the Twilight canon as Renesmee…

Gwyneth Paltrow has something to say about homosexuality! She took to Goop to discuss her views, writing:

Even before we read that the concept was netting its own TV show, we knew that today was all about amicable separation.

• Kim Kardashian, who is not an actress, and has admitted that her true talent is "marketing," attended the Screen Actors…

• Natalie Portman's Best Actress trophy at last night's Critic's Choice Movie Awards was Black Swan's only victory of the…

• Ladies and gentlemen, Swiftenhaal is no more.

• View host Sherri Shepherd announced today that she and TV writer Lamar Sally are engaged. Sally proposed on December 26…

Apparently the photographer was trying to get shots of Julia and her kids. And that does not fly. You're liable to hear…

• Britney Spears turned 29 yesterday, and took to Twitter to lash out at Star magazine for printing the domestic abuse…

• Angelina Jolie was in Paris last night, promoting The Tourist, but was asked about her directorial debut, a love story…

Welcome to a Very Special Episode of Midweek Madness, in which we have very little patience for crappy, recycled gossip…

• Lady Gaga has thrown away all of her old bras and underpants because she will only wear silk underthings now.

• Unsolicited Uterus Update: Real Housewives Of Atlanta star Kim Zolciak is carrying a fetus.

Malin Ackerman, who sort of looks familiar, kind of, a little, will replace Lohan in the Linda Lovelace biopic. I'm…

• The Dancing With the Stars production office intercepted a "threatening letter containing white powder" (it was talcum)…

• Wesley Snipes has been trying to appeal his 2008 conviction for willful failure to pay his income taxes, but today a…