The totally reputable National Enquirer has reportedly obtained a shot of Zac Efron collapsed in the Thompson Hotel on January 3rd after an overdose of "hillbilly heroin" Oxy, obtained during a batshit night of drinking. Efron reportedly got the pills from the street and requested all party guests to buy forty for…

The systematic destruction of Kevin McAllister rolls cruelly on: Everyone knows that the second most irrefutable fact of the world, immediately below "water is wet," is that there is almost nothing worse than receiving a concerned phone call from an ex, as well-intentioned as they may be. Raise to the tenth power when…

Well now we're wondering who her favorite stars are!

We're not size queens or anything but the HBO comedy Hung—about a man (Thomas Jane) with a large penis—premieres in June, and it got us thinking about big penises, the ultimate status symbol for men*. After the jump, a list of famous ones.

More back issues of In Fashion emerged from the depths of my sister's closet. These are from fall 1993 and 1994: Simon Le Bon! Tommy Lee! Moby, with hair. Check it out:

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, where we parse tabloid punditry so you don't have to. This week marked a slight departure in tabloid fare, as Us featured potential President and First Lady Barack and Michelle Obama on the cover. Don't let it throw you; the other tabloids covered all the usual players, with In Touch, …

Paris Hilton is in Johannesburg, South Africa with BF Benji Madden, where she allegedly told reporters, "I love Africa in general — South Africa and West Africa, they are both great countries." She is such a waste of flesh and weaves. •Harry Potter scribe J.K. Rowling says she was suicidal in her twenties after she…