Designer Brands Want Nothing to Do With Bargain-Bin Louise Linton
Aspiring #sponconner Louise Linton may have tagged #Valentino and #TomFord on her now-notoriously nouveau riche…
Tom Ford Thinks Having a Dick in Their Ass Would Make Men Understand Women Better
Writer/director/intellectual/mannequin Tom Ford, one of a few gay men in Hollywood whom I (with considerable delusion,…
Tom Ford's Nocturnal Animals Is Too Stupid To Be Sexy
Much like the sly grin of someone in a naked Instagram selfie that just barely falls within the platform’s guidelines,…
Nocturnal Animals Looks Like a Movie About Sexy People With Dirty Secrets and Great Stylists
I don’t know what Nocturnal Animals is about, exactly, but based on this trailer, there’s something about Jake…
Tom Ford's Runway Show Was a Video Starring Lady Gaga
Tom Ford: aside from the $7000 mini-clutch purses, he’s just like us in that he seems to be very weary of Fashion Week…
Shade Court: Cool Pope Flexes, Fashion Shade, and the End of Nicki vs. Miley
Happy Bey Day and welcome to Shade Court. We’re heading into Labor Day weekend, where we celebrate the sacrifices of…
Amanda Seyfried Has Conflicting Emotions About How You Use Instagram
A matronly, 29-year old Amanda Seyfried thinks you younguns need to lay off the 'Grammin'.
Catholic Group So, So Mad About Tom Ford's Cross-Shaped Dick Pendant
In case you have not noticed, The Catholic Establishment freaks out whenever religious iconography is "desecrated," aka…
Scents Memories: My Life in Cool Water, And Other Perfumes
If someone held me down and drowned me in a vat of Cool Water by Davidoff, that fresh masculine scent that somehow…
Tom Ford: For the Sexy, Slinky Rocker Chick in You
London Fashion Week marches on, and yesterday Tom Ford delivered a typically Fordian, which is to say extremely sexy,…
Tom Ford Has Designed an Ornamental Crucifix-Dick
Because doing edgy fashion-things involving genitals will never go out of style, Tom Ford has designed some…
Hayden Panettiere Wants You To Know That She and Tom Ford Are Tight
In today's Tweet Beat, Lisa Rinna brags about her famous neighbors, Conan O'Brien denies that he has an illegitimate…
Rita Wilson Uses Jay Z Lyrics to Describe Some Dapper Gentlemen
In Today's Tweet Beat, Elizabeth Hurley squashes any hope of a reunion with Hugh Grant, Flea asks a question he knows…
Tom Ford, for the Glamorous, Criminally Insane Supervillain in You
London Fashion Week continues! Yesterday, Tom Ford showed a fall 2013 collection that seemed to channel comic book and…
Kristen Stewart Refers To Herself as a "Miserable Cunt," Marie Claire Responds By Insulting Her "Grubby" Clothes
A sound bite like this isn't exactly unsurprising coming from La St00z, whose previous shocking bon mots include…
Tom Ford Warns Gisele to Start Worrying Now About Losing Her Looks
Tom Ford has some important advice for Gisele Bündchen. You know, the supermodel. Ford is very concerned about the…
Caviar-Infused Designer Lipsticks Will See Us Through The Recession
Estée Lauder chairman Leonard Lauder's claim that lipstick sales rise during a recession has been disproven, but…
Here Is A Photo Of Tom Ford Pulling Fragrance Strips Out Of A Naked Woman's Ass
Russian GQ named designer Tom Ford (or, if you prefer, ТОМ ФОРД) its International Man Of The Year for his services to…
Tom Ford Gets Ripped A New One
Well, this rarely happens! Just when you think the fashion press has completely given up and finally become the toothles…
Tom Ford: "Americans Are Too Fat. And In London They Are Starting To Get Fat, Too."
Reading this transcript of Tom Ford answering frankly posed questions about race is an awkward experience. The designer…