God, Tom Cruise sucks. Now that that’s out of the way, I’d like to share with you this wonderful video of him jumping out of an airplane at 25,000 feet for Mission: Impossible—100. 

Xenu is coming to a TV near you.

Alley Mills, who played the mom in The Wonder Years, tells Yahoo that the show was cancelled due to a sexual harassment lawsuit against her TV children Fred Savage and Jason Hervey. The Los Angeles Times and Variety did report on the suit in 1993, the year the show was cancelled, though unclear whether it’s the reason…

Over the summer, a shot of Tom Cruise’s bubble butt—as seen in the 2008 war film Valkyrie—made the rounds online, along with a great conspiracy theory that Tom Cruise wore a prosthetic ass in the movie.

After four (4) years of passionately believing in Jamie Foxx and Katie Holmes’ love as though Tinkerbell’s life depended on it all because of a single, super blurry photo of them holding hands in a recording studio, I have finally been validated: sharply focused photos of the two engaging in PDA are here!!!

A Twitter user has done the world a great public service in freeze-framing this moment from Tom Cruise’s 2008 WWII thriller Valkyrie, in which his booty suddenly appears pillowy and engorged and, quite frankly, unreal. I’m ashamed I didn’t catch this myself, seeing as I watched practically all of Valkyrie on mute many…

Does the Daily Mail send a photographer to full-time camp out in the Buckingham palace parking lot? Because here are previous photos of the royal family in cars, with a subset of the Queen driving around like a fucking baller. On this outing, they made merry with a joke! They’re just like us.

Thanks to the National Enquirer, the courts will now rule on whether calling someone transgender is defamatory, according to TMZ. In a crazy twist in Richard Simmons’ lawsuit, new filings allegedly state that claiming someone is undergoing gender reassignment surgery isn’t an insult–for example, claiming that he’s…

Last week, we asserted that the recent bomb The Mummy should have been about the freaking mummy. According to a juicy, anonymously sourced Variety report on what went wrong, it was initially supposed to be. That is until its star, Tom Cruise, ordered rewrites that gave his bland adventurer character even more screen…

Beyoncé is in labor or possibly/definitely already has babies right now (allegedly) according to the internet. Here are the last documented whereabouts of Beyoncé, an image in front of what appears to be a walk-in closet, posted on May 30th. Which almost certainly means that she in hiding somewhere (in the closet?)…

The movie The Mummy, which Jezebel thinks should’ve been about the freaking mummy, is earning the worst reviews in America. But over in China, Tom Cruise is as beloved as ever.

If you pay attention to pop culture, by now you have undoubtedly heard that Alex Kurtzman’s reboot of The Mummy is all curse, no gift. Currently, it has earned a pitiful 21 percent on Rotten Tomatoes. The nicest thing A.O. Scott can performatively muster in his New York Times review is this: “It is 110 minutes long.…

A sequel to Top Gun, the iconic 1986 “romantic military action drama” which happens to be the highest-grossing film of all time to be set in the LGBTQ aviation community, has been teased by producers for nearly a decade, but Maverick himself confirmed its imminence on an Australian news show Wednesday morning.

Let’s get this out of the way right at the beginning: Canadian pop star and embodiment of what it meant to be in teenager in the year 2002 Avril Lavigne is alive. Some people on the internet are saying she’s dead, but they’re either misinformed or deliberately trying to trick you.

Though the tabloids would have you believe Tom Cruise—with his endless stream of failed on-set romances, fraught relationship with daughter Suri, and unbreakable commitment to a cult—lives a dreary, lonely life, the man refuses to let any alleged personal troubles derail his decades-long career. In fact, a series of…

This week on DirtCast, we decided to get creative by going out into New York City’s Union Square and talking to the general populace about whether or not they give a shit about Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx’s rumored relationship. It was this mistake that resulted in an unusable segment that we hope will never be heard…

I assume you know by now that Beyoncé is pregnant with twins. (If you’re just now learning the news, allow me to welcome you to planet Earth.) She is also slated to perform at Coachella in April, and perform she will — probably.

If a television show in which a male movie star-slash-key player in a cult-like group offers a far less experienced actress a ton of money to be his wife reminds you of the rumors that dogged Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes throughout their seven-year relationship, well how actually dare you! You should be ashamed of…

Ask me to describe Leah Remini and I’ll say things like, “She’s that former Scientologist who was on The King of Queens.” Or maybe, “She’s that former Scientologist who’s best friends with Jennifer Lopez.” Or, uh, “She’s that former Scientologist who was what’s her name on the Saved By the Bell season set on the…