Donald Trump Maybe Wanted Ivanka to Marry Someone Else
According to Donald Trump, who may or may not want to marry his eldest daughter, Ivanka could have married New England…
Mark Salling's Death Officially Ruled a Suicide
According to the autopsy completed a couple days after Mark Salling’s death the former Glee star died of asphyxiation…
At Long Last, Giselle And Tom Brady Get to Join Their Local Country Club
As you close your eyes at night and await Old Mother Sleep to ferry you to her lair, do you sometimes find yourself…
Tamron Hall Is Reportedly Being Encouraged to Join Live With Kelly
Tamron Hall, who either “walked away” or was unceremoniously pushed out from NBC earlier this month, was overheard…
What the Hell, Here's Some Celebrity Bullshit
In a bit of news suggesting that one national nightmare cannot begin until another has ended, Brad Pitt has been…
Gisele Bündchen and Tom Brady Eat Like Boring Hippies Even On Vacation
Life is all about the simple pleasures—a nice morning cup of coffee, the company of close friends, eating whatever the…
Tom Brady Is Still Super Fucking Dumb
Back in September, I received several angry emails from Patriots fans and supporters of Donald Trump (two groups of…
Gisele Almost Dumped Tom Brady for Impregnating His Ex Girlfriend
Remember back in 2007 when Bridget Moynahan announced that she was pregnant with Tom Brady’s baby after the couple had…
Jessica Chastain Can Talk to Ghosts, Which Shouldn’t Surprise Anyone
Jessica Chastain, the best friend I’ve never met, can communicate with spirits who have passed on to the other side. As…
Tom Brady Is Still Dumb
Tom Brady, who said earlier this month that a Trump presidency “would be great” because Donald Trump gave him a free…
Really makes you think...
By the very nature of our jobs, we Jezebel writers receive a significant amount of hate mail. Usually, these emails are…
Tom Brady Is Dumb
Tom Brady has casually endorsed his friend Donald Trump for president. Tom Brady is an idiot.
Sportsman Tom Brady Insists That He and Gisele Are In It to Win It
Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen, two beautiful thoroughbred ponies, will not be getting divorced anytime soon, according…
Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner Smiled at Each Other
Breaking news on the Ben Affleck/Jennifer Garner story: the two appear to have smiled at each other. Affleck and Garner…
Josh Duggar Hasn't Been Seen At Rehab, Might Just Be ‘Hanging Out’ In Arkansas
Josh Duggar, the child of cult leader Jim Bob Duggar, is supposed to be in an Illinois rehabilitation center right now…
Tyga Is Getting Sued for Allegedly Not Paying $70K in Rent
Tyga’s doing a lot these days—what with all the releasing of seXXXy songs about Kylie Jenner, keeping up with Kylie…
This Week In Tabloids: Jennifer Aniston Keeps Getting More Fulfilled
Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we hop on Ben Affleck’s plane, fly to Las Vegas, put on Tom Brady’s Super Bowl rings,…
Tom Brady Whines and Pouts to Get Gisele's Attention
Learning about the dynamics between famous couples can be interesting, if for no other reason than they often reveal…
The Best Part of Boston
Is the giant Tom Brady for Uggs billboard by the pike.
Tom Brady's Giving Out Premium Muscle-Hugs And No One Told You
NFL Player Tom Brady (L) and Best Buddies International ambassador Katie Meade attend the Tom Brady Football Challenge…