Feb 9 2016
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Who ever said Oscars gift bags were manifestations of absurd extravagance? This year, they include toilet paper,…
May 12 2015
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I understand that everybody poops. I am fully aware that it’s a biological necessity. I will even admit that there’s…
Mar 19 2015
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A 124-year-old patent that shows confused buyers how to place their toilet paper was recently unearthed by tech…
Aug 28 2014
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A toilet paper manufacturer plans to ditch the cardboard rolls in a new line of products, in an effort to cut down…
Jun 16 2014
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Wedding dresses generally cost a fortune. But what if you could make your own, out of whatever was lying around the…
Jun 5 2014
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Look: We need to talk (again) about America's asswipe situation. Clean butts are important, but the fine people who…
Sep 23 2013
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Asswipes are all the rage right now. All the big toilet paper companies — from Charmin to Cotonelle to Scott — are…
May 11 2011
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For some, it's a question of anal retentiveness, and others, efficiency. But no matter your preference, the…
Jun 22 2010
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Doctors from a Minnesota Mayo Clinic issued a warning about toilet paper wipes after four patients had an allergic…
Apr 22 2010
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Those of you who prefer eco-friendly, super-soft toilet paper may do well to switch to the scratchy brown stuff.…
Mar 12 2010
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Today on Martha, Amy Sedaris announced she's gunning for Martha's job with her upcoming book on "crafts for poor…
Feb 10 2010
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Is this new cashmere toilet paper a giant step forward for TP - or a giant step back for cashmere? Either way,…
Feb 3 2010
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Hear that, ladies? At least 15 painful, vague, ominous feminine diseases can be caused by cheap TP - those animated…
Nov 4 2009
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In this full-page magazine ad, Cottonelle suggests you "Peruse our Hollywood beauty and fashion tips" to learn how to…
Jan 27 2009
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Good afternoon. Earlier this morning, Editor Anna asked me my stance on "potty humor." I am somewhat pro. Thus, it…
Jun 20 2008
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Well, it's probably soft. Katrina Chalifoux of Rockford, Illinois's sheath-style sheath-style wedding gown, made of…
Sep 17 2007
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- So all that time at the gym bashing John Galliano paid off! Such that Marc Jacobs saw it fit to run nude photos of…
Jun 11 2007
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After spending months and months searching for the perfect wedding dress, a woman obviously wants to document its…
Jun 7 2007
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Sometimes we think we'd really like to do something ambitious for once, like assemble our bed frames, or make a red…