Today We Are All Frances McDormand Drinking Wine on a Toilet
You’ll have days where you look in the mirror and not recognize the person you see staring back at you, days when your…
Enormous Snake Slithers Out of Toilet; Your Nightmares Are Real
Remember when your mom told you that a snake would come up and bite you if you sat on the toilet too long? If that's…
Terrified Father Delivers Baby… Right Into Toilet Bowl
Sharing a fun story is a great way to break the ice in social situations, but it's unlikely that Livia Davis will be…
Why Do I Poop More When I Have My Period?
The answer is prostaglandins. These are the chemical signals girls' and women's bodies make and send to the uterus to…
Your Nasty Asswipes Are Clogging America's Sewer Systems
Asswipes are all the rage right now. All the big toilet paper companies — from Charmin to Cotonelle to Scott — are…
Celebrities at Coachella Should Be Forced to Poop in Public
Imagine, for a sweet, fleeting moment, that you're a Very Important Person at Coachella. Maybe you're Lindsay Lohan or…
How to Use a Public or Shared Restroom Since It's Pretty Clear You Don't Have a Goddamn Clue
Don't you just love modern conveniences? Drunken nights and certain New York neighborhoods aside, for the most part, we…
The Lazy Lady's Secret to Keeping the Bathroom Clean
Much unlike many a magazine editor who recommends you buy all sorts of crap that they most likely got for free, your…
Gadget Muffles Your Embarrassing Toilet Sounds With Even Weirder Sounds
So, you've got to blow some noisy stuff out of your butt, but you're in a public restroom—or worse, you're at a…
And Now For More Pets Doing Stuff in the Bathroom
This Yorkie has developed an pronounced flushing toilet phobia and I think it's best if we don't ask why...but since…
Look, It's the Worst Bathroom Sign in the World!
Bored with typical bathroom trope, one DC coffee shop has decided to skirt tradition and go with a mildly rapey…
Woman Gets Her Engagement Ring Back 36 Years After It Fell Into A Toilet
It's not often you hear a romantic story that involves a toilet, but here goes! A couple in Montana, Donna and Terry…
Doesn't Your Butt Deserve A $130,000 Crystal-Covered Toilet?
No matter how great your holiday was, we can guarantee you didn't get the one thing you really needed: A $130,000 toilet
The Rorshach Test For Princess Beatrice's Hat
The royal wedding is over and done with, but Princess Beatrice's hat lives on in infamy! Since everyone has an opinion…
A $6,390 Toilet For Your Precious Ass
Kohler's new high-tech (and high-priced) toilet, the Numi, is a throne fit for a queen. Featuring a bidet, deodorizer…
Guide To Bathroom Hygiene For Men & Women
Why are dudes so fast in public restrooms? They're less preoccupied with bathroom cleanliness — and this chart doesn't…
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Global Conference On Loos May Lead To More Ladies Rooms
The World Toilet Summit and Expo begins in Macau today, and while a commode conference may sound funny, there are some…
Gotta Go, Gotta Go
A court in Sweden rejected a woman's argument that she was forced to drive 53 mph in a 43 mph zone because she had a…