This Child Doesn't Care to Meet the Bloody Queen, Thank You Very Much
Bloody monarchy. Who needs it? Not this toddler, apparently.
Still Upset About Megyn Kelly, Donald Trump Will Not Participate in Thursday's Debate
Anger toddler and Republican presidential candidate, Donald Trump, will not participate in Fox News’s Thursday primary…
Normcore Toddler Has Personal Injury Lawyer-Themed Birthday Party
Grayson Dobra, 2, celebrated his birthday this year with a theme party. The theme wasn’t Bob the Builder or whatever…
Toddler Overcome With Joy by "Let it Go" Busts Out Awesome Dance Moves
This adorable little boy is probably the world's biggest Frozen fan and he is not afraid to show his love for the…
Cat and Brave Toddler Take on Laser Pointer in Glorious Battle
Just when you thought a cat intensely chasing a laser pointer couldn't get anymore engrossing, along comes an adorable…
Jet Blue Apologizes After Refusing to Let Toddler Use Restroom
Not a great week for 3-year-olds.
Are These Kiddie Makeovers Going Too Far?
Move over Toddlers in Tiaras, there's a new grand supreme in town and it's about to put your Shirley Temple and Pretty…
Here Is a Photo of Bright Blue Toddler Poop
I am not a person who is easily shocked, especially when it comes to shit. One time I watched with a blank face as a…
Mean Moms Caught Making Fun of 'Ugly' Babies in Secret Facebook Group
OK, while the term "all babies are beautiful" gets thrown around a lot, let's be honest: there have been times when…
Parents Now Expected to Need Loans For Kids' Preschool
Great idea alert! New York City mayoral candidate Christine Quinn would like to make education affordable to all, and…
Chickens May Be Smarter Than Your Toddler
Hey parents! Guess who's smarter than your toddler? Freaking chickens. Yeah, you heard right. Your kid is more idiotic…
Why Don't Toddlers Remember a Damn Thing? Asks Science
Researchers now have a hypothesis for the reason your 4-year-old niece insists on telling you the same story over and…
NYU Student Says She's Forced to Share Her Dorm Room With a Toddler
Every college grad has a prized collection of roommate horror stories: I've heard tales of homophobic roommates,…
Meet the 'Apptivity Monkey,' the Worst Toy of the Year
Congrats to Fisher-Price! The Laugh & Learn Apptivity Monkey has been named the worst toy of 2012 by the Campaign for a…
19 Surprising Facts About Toddlers
I, like most people who live in the world, have run across a toddler or two in my time. The problem is, I didn't really…
Takes One to Know One: Toddlers Keenly Detect Whiners
A recent German study suggests that young children are able to tell the difference between a person who is genuinely…
Daycare Workers Arrested for Allegedly Making a ‘Toddler Fights’ Video
At a daycare center that is apparently owned and operated by George Bluth, Sr., three workers allegedly videotaped a…
Designer Clothes Help Parents Turn Their Toddlers Into Real-Life American Girl Dolls
As our economy slowly emerges from its torpor, affluent citizens are starting to become less abashed about spending…
Studies Reveal Toddlers Are Smarter, Bigger Assholes Than We Thought
Toddlers not only can comprehend what is "right" from what is "wrong," but they're also able to understand that a set…
If Your Kid Is Fat, You Might Not Even Know It
When it comes to evaluating their children, parents aren't known for objectivity. After all, everyone usually thinks…