Her popularity plummeting, repeated political head fakes losing their traction, and thickly framed glasses returning to fashion with a vengeance, it may seem to the casual observer that Sarah Palin's star is fading, that it's only a matter of time before her flirtation with power becomes a horrible, distant memory.…
The world of politics is insidery and circular, recycling, regurgitating, and retooling the same old thing before spitting it out with a new label. Case in point: last year's Romney family Halloween costumes, which hearken back to the 2008 election. I'm getting dizzy. I need to sit down.
An email former Alaska governor Sarah Palin sent in 2007 under the subject line 'Marital Problems' appears to reveal that she felt that the notion of divorcing her husband Todd was not a matter of if, but when. But it was cc'ed to Todd. Weirdest, most awkward official First Couple fight ever?
Non-viable non-candidate Sarah Palin announced yesterday that her husband Todd has 'gone rogue' in endorsing Newt Gingrich for President, thus fulfilling her contractual obligation to mention the title of one of her books in every interview she ever does. It's like she knows America By Heart!
The Telegraph is reporting that the Enquirer is reporting that Joe McGinniss's book, The Rogue: Searching For The real Sarah Palin, is so upsetting that Todd Palin "plans" to file for divorce. We have a copy of National Enquirer here, and the copy reads:
The reports from Joe McGinniss's upcoming book about Sarah Palin have such a ripped-from-the-National Enquirer quality that if she'd made some comment about refusing to dignify the allegations with a response, the news that she hooked up with a black dude and did cocaine would have blown over fairly quickly. However,…
You guys, Sarah Palin had sex with a black person. Allegedly.
Bristol Palin's ghostwriter Nancy French has really opened up about her time with the Palin family, offering compelling evidence that they are, in fact, actual human beings. There are, however, some holes in her story.
It's no surprise that Sarah Palin is a fan of February's media boycott of her activities (she's never been a fan of the media in the first place). What's surprising is why.
Says the comedienne, who, unlike you, refrained from swearing on New Year's Eve, "I've already gone for Sarah, Todd and Bristol obviously, but I think it's Willow's year to go down." But what about Track, Kathy? What about Track?
In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Barbara Walters learns what GTL means, Khloe Kardashian gets "raped" by a TSA agent, and a woman turns to the stripper pole in order to sell greeting cards in this tough economy.
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Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret assists in deciphering the secret codes in the weekly tabloids. The job was easier this week, as OK! could not be found on stands. Humiliation, divorce and nude pix rumors ahead.
Wing Nut Daily's Olivia St. John is here to disabuse you of any notion that there were no conservatives cheering Sarah Palin's resignation. She thinks it's about time Palin got right with God... and got to making Todd a sandwich.