Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we notice that all of today’s tabloids are for the week of December 20 and get really…
Welcome back to Midweek Madness where this week, Kim Kardashian is either divorcing the spotlight or Kanye West…
Welcome to Midweek Madness where this week, Bobby is on vacation GOD KNOWS WHERE (JK, he’s sleeping outside Rita Ora’s…
Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we pick up copies of OK!, In Touch, Life & Style, and Star, take them to the cashier,…
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, where this week Adele, Beyoncé, and Kate Middleton are ALL having babies, Brad Pitt…
Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we read the headline “JOHN & KELLY: INSIDE THEIR BIZARRE MARRIAGE” and start laughing…
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, where this week all the tabloids are speculating on the Kardashian Paris robbery, Brad…
Welcome to Midweek Madness, where the tabloids are still horny as a dolphin in an isolation tank for Brangelina gossip.…
In this week’s Midweek Madness, Angelina Jolie is a PR mastermind who filed for divorce too late in the week for the…
Welcome to Midweek Madness, where the four major cover stories today alternate between conscious coupling and conscious…
Welcome to Midweek Madness. Bobby Finger, your usual intrepid guide through the tabloids, is on vacation in Italy so I…
Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we don’t go to our original magazine store, our recently shuttered backup magazine…
Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we avoid the increasingly batshit real-life political news by reading untrue batshit…
Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we fill up an Olympic-sized pool with clippings about Taylor Swift being revealed as…
Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we can’t believe it’s only Wednesday because, good Lord, so much has happened in the…
Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we decide to get National Enquirer instead of some of the other rags because a reader…
Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we learn from our mistakes and return to the traditional format after a well-intention…
Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we honestly cannot take any precious time to write a satisfactory introduction…
Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we think we know, but—in fact—we have no idea. This week, Amber Heard is pregnant…
Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we buy three tabloids because the goss is too depressing to read four times in a row.
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