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Jezebel Inquires: Tom Cruise Quits Scientology, Meg Ryan's Turkey Day Troubles, and Kanye West Met God in Joel Osteen's Mega-Church!

Welcome to Jezebel Inquires, a very serious tabloid about very serious things. Like the complex force field Tom…

Joan Summers

11/20/19 2:00PM

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This Week in Tabloids: Midweek Madness Is Having a Baby

Midweek Madness, the column I’d read for 12 years, was the first series I tried my hand at in Jezebel—after Julianne…

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This Week In Tabloids: Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Are Desperately Fighting for Control of a Haunted French Chateau

Welcome to Jezebel’s Midweek Madness, where the August heat has melted my few remaining brain cells in the wake of…

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This Week In Tabloids: A New Lawsuit Against Scientology Could Shake Up Hollywood Forever

Welcome to Jezebel’s Midweek Madness: Summer Slump edition! For the next few months, local menace Joan Summers will…

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This Week In Tabloids: Reese Witherspoon's Standard Outfit Could Pay My Rent For Years!

Welcome to Jezebel’s Midweek Madness: Summer Slump edition! For the next few months, local menace Joan Summers will…

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This Week In Headlines: Celebrity Body Language Experts Claim Jennifer Lopez Staged Her Engagement?

Welcome to Jezebel’s Midweek Madness, where local menace Joan Summers is enjoying her brief vacation from press…

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This Week In Tabloids: Is Meghan Markle a Class Traitor?

Welcome to Jezebel’s Midweek Madness, where local menace Joan Summers has crashed Vanity Fair’s Oscars…

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This Week In Tabloids: Jennifer Aniston Asked Brad Pitt To Be A Character Witness Against Angelina Jolie?!

Welcome to Jezebel’s Midweek Madness, where international fugitive Joan Summers is reporting live from an…

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This Week In Tabloids: Can You Imagine Mariah Carey Watching Someone Pee On You?

Welcome to Jezebel’s Midweek Madness, where local menace Joan Summers has reemerged from hiding in the wake my…

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This Week In Tabloids: Miranda Lambert's Boyfriend Dumped Her Because She Called Him Blake in Bed

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we notice that all of today’s tabloids are for the week of December 20 and get…

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This Week in Tabloids: Kidman, Holmes and Remini Are Joining Together to Ruin Tom Cruise

Welcome back to Midweek Madness where this week, Kim Kardashian is either divorcing the spotlight or Kanye West…

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This Week in Tabloids: Nothing's Going on So Let's Speculate About a Friends Reunion!

Welcome to Midweek Madness where this week, Bobby is on vacation GOD KNOWS WHERE (JK, he’s sleeping outside Rita…

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This Week In Tabloids: Is This the First Time Taylor Swift Has Gotten a Fake Pregnancy Cover?

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we pick up copies of OK!, In Touch, Life & Style, and Star, take them to the…

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This Week In Tabloids: Amy Sedaris Is Destroying Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux's Marriage

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, where this week Adele, Beyoncé, and Kate Middleton are ALL having babies, Brad Pitt…

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This Week In Tabloids: John Travolta and Kelly Preston's Marriage Is 'Bizarre,' But It's Also Fine

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we read the headline “JOHN & KELLY: INSIDE THEIR BIZARRE MARRIAGE” and start…

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This Week In Tabloids: Ben Affleck Is Supposedly Filling Taylor Swift's Blank Space

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, where this week all the tabloids are speculating on the Kardashian Paris robbery,…

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This Week In Tabloids: Angelina Dumped Brad For a Mysterious Billionaire?!

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where the tabloids are still horny as a dolphin in an isolation tank for Brangelina…

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This Week in Tabloids: Brangelina Broke Up Too Late for the Mags to Cover It

In this week’s Midweek Madness, Angelina Jolie is a PR mastermind who filed for divorce too late in the week for the…

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This Week In Tabloids: The Gossip Gods Have Blessed Us, For Ben Affleck and J. Lo Are Back Together

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where the four major cover stories today alternate between conscious coupling and…

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This Week in Tabloids: Mariah Carey Employs a Professional Boob Handler

Welcome to Midweek Madness. Bobby Finger, your usual intrepid guide through the tabloids, is on vacation in Italy so…

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9/08/16 6:30PM

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Jezebel Inquires: Tom Cruise Quits Scientology, Meg Ryan's Turkey Day Troubles, and Kanye West Met God in Joel Osteen's Mega-Church!

This Week in Tabloids: Midweek Madness Is Having a Baby

This Week In Tabloids: Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Are Desperately Fighting for Control of a Haunted French Chateau

This Week In Tabloids: A New Lawsuit Against Scientology Could Shake Up Hollywood Forever

This Week In Tabloids: Reese Witherspoon's Standard Outfit Could Pay My Rent For Years!

This Week In Headlines: Celebrity Body Language Experts Claim Jennifer Lopez Staged Her Engagement?

This Week In Tabloids: Is Meghan Markle a Class Traitor?

This Week In Tabloids: Jennifer Aniston Asked Brad Pitt To Be A Character Witness Against Angelina Jolie?!

This Week In Tabloids: Can You Imagine Mariah Carey Watching Someone Pee On You?

This Week In Tabloids: Miranda Lambert's Boyfriend Dumped Her Because She Called Him Blake in Bed

This Week in Tabloids: Kidman, Holmes and Remini Are Joining Together to Ruin Tom Cruise

This Week in Tabloids: Nothing's Going on So Let's Speculate About a Friends Reunion!

This Week In Tabloids: Is This the First Time Taylor Swift Has Gotten a Fake Pregnancy Cover?

This Week In Tabloids: Amy Sedaris Is Destroying Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux's Marriage

This Week In Tabloids: John Travolta and Kelly Preston's Marriage Is 'Bizarre,' But It's Also Fine

This Week In Tabloids: Ben Affleck Is Supposedly Filling Taylor Swift's Blank Space

This Week In Tabloids: Angelina Dumped Brad For a Mysterious Billionaire?!

This Week in Tabloids: Brangelina Broke Up Too Late for the Mags to Cover It

This Week In Tabloids: The Gossip Gods Have Blessed Us, For Ben Affleck and J. Lo Are Back Together

This Week in Tabloids: Mariah Carey Employs a Professional Boob Handler