This Week In Tabloids: Is Meghan Markle a Class Traitor?
Welcome to Jezebel’s Midweek Madness, where local menace Joan Summers has crashed Vanity Fair’s Oscars…
This Week In Tabloids: Jennifer Aniston Asked Brad Pitt To Be A Character Witness Against Angelina Jolie?!
Welcome to Jezebel’s Midweek Madness, where international fugitive Joan Summers is reporting live from an undisclosed…
This Week In Tabloids: Can You Imagine Mariah Carey Watching Someone Pee On You?
Welcome to Jezebel’s Midweek Madness, where local menace Joan Summers has reemerged from hiding in the wake my…
This Week In Tabloids: Miranda Lambert's Boyfriend Dumped Her Because She Called Him Blake in Bed
Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we notice that all of today’s tabloids are for the week of December 20 and get really…
This Week in Tabloids: Kidman, Holmes and Remini Are Joining Together to Ruin Tom Cruise
Welcome back to Midweek Madness where this week, Kim Kardashian is either divorcing the spotlight or Kanye West…
This Week in Tabloids: Nothing's Going on So Let's Speculate About a Friends Reunion!
Welcome to Midweek Madness where this week, Bobby is on vacation GOD KNOWS WHERE (JK, he’s sleeping outside Rita Ora’s…
This Week In Tabloids: Is This the First Time Taylor Swift Has Gotten a Fake Pregnancy Cover?
Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we pick up copies of OK!, In Touch, Life & Style, and Star, take them to the cashier,…
This Week In Tabloids: Amy Sedaris Is Destroying Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux's Marriage
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, where this week Adele, Beyoncé, and Kate Middleton are ALL having babies, Brad Pitt…
This Week In Tabloids: John Travolta and Kelly Preston's Marriage Is 'Bizarre,' But It's Also Fine
Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we read the headline “JOHN & KELLY: INSIDE THEIR BIZARRE MARRIAGE” and start laughing…
This Week In Tabloids: Ben Affleck Is Supposedly Filling Taylor Swift's Blank Space
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, where this week all the tabloids are speculating on the Kardashian Paris robbery, Brad…
This Week In Tabloids: Angelina Dumped Brad For a Mysterious Billionaire?!
Welcome to Midweek Madness, where the tabloids are still horny as a dolphin in an isolation tank for Brangelina gossip.…
This Week in Tabloids: Brangelina Broke Up Too Late for the Mags to Cover It
In this week’s Midweek Madness, Angelina Jolie is a PR mastermind who filed for divorce too late in the week for the…
This Week In Tabloids: The Gossip Gods Have Blessed Us, For Ben Affleck and J. Lo Are Back Together
Welcome to Midweek Madness, where the four major cover stories today alternate between conscious coupling and conscious…
This Week in Tabloids: Mariah Carey Employs a Professional Boob Handler
Welcome to Midweek Madness. Bobby Finger, your usual intrepid guide through the tabloids, is on vacation in Italy so I…
This Week In Tabloids: Tell Me What Your Dream Tabloid Cover Story Is, and I'll Tell You Mine
Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we don’t go to our original magazine store, our recently shuttered backup magazine…
This Week In Tabloids: Everyone on This Fucking Planet Thinks Kelly Ripa Is Mean
Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we avoid the increasingly batshit real-life political news by reading untrue batshit…
This Week In Tabloids: Whiskey Dick Be Damned, Gwen and Blake Are Expecting Twin Daughters
Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we fill up an Olympic-sized pool with clippings about Taylor Swift being revealed as…
This Week In Tabloids: Here's Every Single Thought I Had While Reading This Week's Tabloids
Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we can’t believe it’s only Wednesday because, good Lord, so much has happened in the…
This Week In Tabloids: It's a Baby in Miley's U.T.E.R.U.S.!
Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we decide to get National Enquirer instead of some of the other rags because a reader…
This Week In Tabloids: OK! Pretends They Have an Ultrasound of Mila & Ashton's Babies
Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we learn from our mistakes and return to the traditional format after a well-intention…