Nov 20 2019
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Welcome to Jezebel Inquires, a very serious tabloid about very serious things. Like the complex force field Tom…
Nov 6 2019
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Midweek Madness, the column I’d read for 12 years, was the first series I tried my hand at in Jezebel—after Julianne…
Aug 7 2019
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Welcome to Jezebel’s Midweek Madness, where the August heat has melted my few remaining brain cells in the wake of…
Jul 3 2019
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Welcome to Jezebel’s Midweek Madness: Summer Slump edition! For the next few months, local menace Joan Summers will…
Jun 26 2019
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Welcome to Jezebel’s Midweek Madness: Summer Slump edition! For the next few months, local menace Joan Summers will…
Mar 27 2019
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Welcome to Jezebel’s Midweek Madness, where local menace Joan Summers is enjoying her brief vacation from press…
Feb 27 2019
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Welcome to Jezebel’s Midweek Madness, where local menace Joan Summers has crashed Vanity Fair’s Oscars…
Feb 20 2019
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Welcome to Jezebel’s Midweek Madness, where international fugitive Joan Summers is reporting live from an…
Jan 30 2019
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Welcome to Jezebel’s Midweek Madness, where local menace Joan Summers has reemerged from hiding in the wake my…
Dec 14 2016
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Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we notice that all of today’s tabloids are for the week of December 20 and get…
Dec 7 2016
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Welcome back to Midweek Madness where this week, Kim Kardashian is either divorcing the spotlight or Kanye West…
Nov 23 2016
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Welcome to Midweek Madness where this week, Bobby is on vacation GOD KNOWS WHERE (JK, he’s sleeping outside Rita…
Nov 2 2016
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Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we pick up copies of OK!, In Touch, Life & Style, and Star, take them to the…
Oct 26 2016
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Welcome back to Midweek Madness, where this week Adele, Beyoncé, and Kate Middleton are ALL having babies, Brad Pitt…
Oct 19 2016
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Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we read the headline “JOHN & KELLY: INSIDE THEIR BIZARRE MARRIAGE” and start…
Oct 12 2016
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Welcome back to Midweek Madness, where this week all the tabloids are speculating on the Kardashian Paris robbery,…
Oct 5 2016
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Welcome to Midweek Madness, where the tabloids are still horny as a dolphin in an isolation tank for Brangelina…
Sep 21 2016
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In this week’s Midweek Madness, Angelina Jolie is a PR mastermind who filed for divorce too late in the week for the…
Sep 14 2016
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Welcome to Midweek Madness, where the four major cover stories today alternate between conscious coupling and…
Sep 8 2016
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Welcome to Midweek Madness. Bobby Finger, your usual intrepid guide through the tabloids, is on vacation in Italy so…