Nov 4
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Upon waking the same in election purgatory that we were in at bedtime, Jezebel staffers decided, almost…
Sep 30
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Disney announced on Tuesday that the company would be cutting 28,000 jobs across its theme parks as a result of poor…
Mar 13
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On Thursday, Disney announced it would be closing its American parks on Saturday and for the rest of March. (Two…
Feb 5 2019
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Portmanteau junkie and facial contortionist Tyra Banks is set to launch a new venture, Modelland, and I cannot for…
Aug 16 2017
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Lionsgate has announced plans to make that uncomfortable feeling you have of being in a perpetual dystopian state rea…
Oct 10 2016
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Watching HBO’s Westworld, I often find myself juggling two conflicting thoughts: First, what does it mean—both for…
Mar 17 2016
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SeaWorld announced Thursday morning that it will ends its program breeding killer whales in captivity. The news…
Nov 2 2015
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For those of you who sneer at the Harry Potter theme park, deeming it far too tame for a badass like yourself, well,…
Jun 5 2015
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Welcome to Grim Yelp Reviews, a regular feature where we share people’s worst experiences at the worst places. This…
Aug 20 2014
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The execs at Lionsgate, the studio that brought The Hunger Games to theaters, are still working diligently to create…
Jul 11 2014
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Ever wonder despairingly to yourself: Why oh why isn't there a theme park (complete with roller coasters) based on Be…
May 31 2014
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Apparently, Lionsgate Entertainment is considering making even more bank off of the Hunger Games franchise. With…
Mar 17 2013
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Disney parks just became uniformly PG-13. Or PG-14, if you want to get persnickety and spoil a perfectly respectable…
Dec 3 2010
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A for-profit company and the non-profit behind the Creation Museum plan to build a creationism theme park in…