Reunion Road Trip: Return to the Jersey Shore Is Like a Very Uninspired High School Reunion

There is really no good reason to resurrect the cast of MTV’s hit show Jersey Shore five years after its end. Like a high school reunion that you attend only out of obligation, watching most—but not all—of the cast dutifully assemble and tour their old stomping grounds under the guise of actual desire and not a…

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Jersey Shore Cast Members Daydream About Their Bright Futures (Mainly Annoying People Until They're Paid to Go Away)

So, these crazy Jersey kids are finally letting the spotlights fade and slipping elegantly into the dim anonymity of American life. Oh wait, just kidding, PAY ATTENTION TO THEM PLEASE. THEY HAVE A LOT OF GREAT "BRANDING" IDEAS FOR YOU. MTV caught up with JWoww, The Situation, Snooki, and all those other…

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