Dec 29
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Last night, I lit some candles, poured some tequila into a glass, and gazed across my dining room table at Dwayne…
Dec 29
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Throughout the late nineties and early aughts, the world was given a veritable buffet of highly fuckable Jack Black…
Sep 9
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You might learn a few things from the new glossy Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson photo book. For example, “the big guy…
Sep 3
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RED ALERT! Ring every alarm, text everyone you love, warn as many Twitter followers as you possibly can, then open…
Jun 14
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Rayshard Brooks spent Friday with his 8-year-old daughter, CNN reports, celebrating her birthday before her party on…
Sep 22 2019
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This evening, after using multiple forms of transportation (including a ferry and a bus stuck in traffic) to make my…
Aug 19 2019
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There was a period of time when Hollywood was reckoning with the cruel reality that men are often parents. Unsure of…
Aug 2 2019
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Somewhere past the Sunset Strip, a horde of lawyers are furiously negotiating on behalf of their high-profile “diva”…
Mar 11 2019
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Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson loves a two-dot ellipse. He favors the whiskey emoji, although he drinks tequila. To treat…
Jan 10 2019
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The thing about watching The Titan Games, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson’s new competition series on NBC, is that you…
Dec 28 2018
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Forgive me if I’m already deeply suspicious of the Jungle Cruise film, another Disney movie based on a Disney ride…
Jul 13 2018
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It was about 50 minutes into Skyscraper—after approximately four explosions, two knife fights, five gun battles, and…
Jul 11 2018
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Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson has plenty of experience doing a number of things. Acting. Making America care about the Fa…
May 9 2018
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In the wake of PussyGate, YouPorn reports that searches for both “Dwayne Johnson” and “DJ Khaled” are…
Apr 19 2018
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Though I am not one, I share a trait with all straight men. That is: there is a place in my heart reserved for…
Feb 6 2018
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“Dwayne’s passion and drive for excellence, coupled with his inherent knowledge of all things physical, make him…
Dec 11 2017
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Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson is adding another member to his brood, posting on Instagram that he and his partner Lauren…
Sep 5 2017
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There are a couple peculiarities in Aaron Carter’s self-reported car crash story, though nothing glaringly serious.…
Jul 11 2017
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Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson has said in the past that he would consider running for president in 2020, either for…
May 20 2017
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Philippa Charlotte “Pippa” Middleton, the 33-year-old little sister of Kate Middleton, wed millionaire hedge fund…