Mar 29 2017
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Last week, the Department of Health and Human Services announced that they had appointed Representative John Fleming…
Jun 17 2016
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On Friday, StarWipe announced that it would officially be shutting down operations after less than a year of…
Aug 18 2014
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If you're tired of having to explain over and over to clueless relatives things like "no, President Obama didn't…
Aug 2 2014
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The geniuses over at The Onion have done it again.
Apr 30 2014
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The Onion is already everything you could ever want out of the sport we like to refer to as Internetting (sooner or…
Nov 21 2013
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"Honestly, there were hotter guys in my school than in this movie. Way hotter guys."
Aug 26 2013
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Following Miley Cyrus' psychosexual appropriative nightmare VMA performance, we citizens of the world are left…
Nov 27 2012
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Two weeks ago, The Onion published a satirical article declaring North Korean despot and king of the butt-shaped…
Jul 13 2012
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Sex House, the newest webseries by the geniuses at The Onion, is the perfect fake reality show, capturing the…
Feb 6 2012
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A Republican Congressman from Louisiana has become the laughingstock of the internet after posting a story from The…
Jan 10 2012
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If you thought nothing could spoil Blue Ivy's birthday celebration, you were wrong. The witch who blessed Beyonce…
Sep 9 2011
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Have you ever wondered if Jennifer Aniston finds you boring, Gwyneth Paltrow thinks you're kind of pretentious, or…
Jun 1 2011
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Yelp reviews for the mythical Abortionplex follow classic paradigms: "Just don't get what all the hype is about....I…
Jan 19 2011
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The Onion News Network "reports" that 62% of Americans may vote for Sarah Palin just to see what happens. Maybe…
Jul 16 2010
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Meet Molly, the 10-year-old girl raised by Wolf Blitzer. She still speaks to imaginary friend "Christiane Amanpour,"…
Jun 24 2010
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According to The Onion, "the nation's boyfriends" are dreading summer's coming onslaught of free events in the park.…
Jun 7 2010
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Despite all the joy The Onion has brought us, we occasionally rue the day they became the arbitrators of intelligent…
Jun 3 2010
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I was ready to make a health-conscious life change on the basis of this report until I heard: "New Orleans doctors…
Apr 20 2010
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Poor Gwyneth. Not only is GOOP the most hated lifestyle blog, The Onion has the entire internet waiting to see her…
Apr 14 2010
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"Why Can't We Get Over Him Or Her?" asks The Onion. That hidden kilo of coke is always a compelling reason, but I…