Who Do You Think Is More Mad They Did the Same Photo Shoot of Blac Chyna: Paper or Elle?

It’s angel vs. devil in Blac Chyna’s newly released Paper mag and Elle.com photoshoots, and I have a few questions. Namely: which one was booked first and when did each team find out they had chosen to do mirror copies of same photoshoot? Were they mad at her for keeping that a secret? Was the Paper one always going…

Scott Disick Explored Whether He's 'Kardashian Cursed' on KUWTK (For Ratings)

Hello, dolls! We’re back! Last week’s re-cap was put on hold because ya’ girl got called up to put in that work for this country by sitting on Jury Duty. To make sure this never happens again be sure to call your local politician and tell them personally to never call me for that mess ever again. More important work…

This Week In Tabloids: Closer Is the Most Important Magazine on Newsstands Right Now

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where, after THINKING the new magazine shop would be just FINE, finally decide to GIVE UP ON THEM after they decide to NOT STOCK THE TABLOIDS until a VERY LATE HOUR, forcing us to travel SORT OF FAR via an UNRELIABLE TRAIN to the BEST MAGAZINE SHOP IN NEW YORK CITY, whose employees have…

Konspiracy Theory: Where Is Kourtney's Cat, Charli Kardashian? 

Kourtney Kardashian’s Bengal cat, Charli, hasn’t appeared in her Instagram feed in 56 weeks and I’m starting to get worried. Not that there’s anything wrong with a celebrity cat keeping a low profile, it’s just that this particular family has a dubious track record as pet owners, so something must be afoot for Charli…