Early today, Jezebel’s Hazel Cills wrote a post entitled, “There’s a New Drug-Resistant Strain of Gonorrhea, Have a Fun Weekend,” implying you will not have a fun weekend, because you won’t be able to stop thinking about your future of eternal gonorrhea. In it, though, she glossed over the real story: zombie fish.
When the Jezebel staff was individually queried on their worst song of the year, an informal debate emerged: was Shawn Mendes 2016's most offensive musician, or was it Lukas Graham? As you can see here the consensus was split but equally flogged with their music, though there was plenty of other trash to go around.…
After promising (threatening?) to “use her body as click bait to change the world,” Katy Perry made good on that promise today in a video reminding one and all to register to vote.
Just when you think Donald Trump’s opinions about women and their rights had reached rocked bottom, he managed to quarry even further into some ring of hell that, until previously, only existed in Dante’s Inferno. On Wednesday, while speaking with Chris Matthews on MSNBC, Trump said that he believes abortion should be…
Look to the sky for flying pigs, stick your finger down into hell to see if it's frozen over. The day has arrived when you can now pay one million dollars for a single, measly little parking spot in Manhattan. Brb, going to push my imaginary car into the East River.
Chloe Sevigny was spotted at Coachella wearing socks and sandals, and the Times Of London reports that Sun-In is making a comeback. Unnaturally orange hair and terrible footwear choices for everyone! [Times Of London], [JustJared]
