The Octopuses Are Leaving; Plague?
What octopuses decide to do underwater is their business (play the bongoes with mariachi crustacean bands; solve…
I'm Sorry, This Zombie Fish Is Definitely Worse Than Super-Gonorrhea
Early today, Jezebel’s Hazel Cills wrote a post entitled, “There’s a New Drug-Resistant Strain of Gonorrhea, Have a Fun…
The Worst Songs of 2016, a Year In Musical Monstrosities
When the Jezebel staff was individually queried on their worst song of the year, an informal debate emerged: was Shawn…
Katy Perry Really, Really Wants You to Vote
After promising (threatening?) to “use her body as click bait to change the world,” Katy Perry made good on that…
Donald Trump Says Women Who Get an Abortion Must Have 'Some Form of Punishment'
Just when you think Donald Trump’s opinions about women and their rights had reached rocked bottom, he managed to…
Holy Crap, It Now Costs One Million Dollars to Buy a Parking Spot in Manhattan
Look to the sky for flying pigs, stick your finger down into hell to see if it's frozen over. The day has arrived when…
Signs Of The Apocalypse
Chloe Sevigny was spotted at Coachella wearing socks and sandals, and the Times Of London reports that Sun-In is making…