Man Arrested for Climbing the 'D'
A YouTube “star” was arrested on Wednesday for attempting to scale and conquer the Hollywood sign—specifically the…
Yukon Public Health Campaign Encourages Citizens to Make Sure They're Getting Plenty of D
The Yukon territory in Canada is cold, dark, and sparsely populated—circumstances that require Yukon’s Health and Human…
Dick Has Been Flopping Around on TV All Year
After years of teasing, TV has finally begun whipping out the D at a rate that could almost make American audiences…
Tina Fey Recounts Tender Girlhood Memory Of Trying On a Bra in Public
Recalling the certain horrors of growing up as a nerd becomes more palatable when Cool Dork Tina Fey chronicles her own…
Miss Universe Allegedly Dumped Tim Tebow Because He Refused to Fuck
This is the face of Olivia Culpo, former victor of the Miss USA and Miss Universe pageants—the face of a woman who…
South African Government in A Tizzy Over Cartoons of President's Dick
In the last three years, two political cartoons featuring South African President Jacob Zuma’s dick—both drawn by white…