Romney's Concession Speech: 'Thank you, Paul Ryan. Besides Ann, he was the best decision I ever made.'

Mitt Romney community theater acts his way through a fairly typical concession speech — restating his views of restarting business and entrepreneurship. He wished the President and his family well, and prayed that the President will be successful in guiding our nation. The crowd is mostly respectful, except for a…

Mitt Romney Suspends Campaign, Campaigns Anyway, Then Sends the Red Cross Tons of Shit They Say They Don't Need or Want

In the wake of Hurricane Sandy, Mitt Romney announced that he’s halting his Presidential campaign so he can collect supplies to send to the Red Cross. Except instead of canceling his campaign events, Mitt Romney just rechristened them “storm relief events” and continued to hold rallies, this time complete with photo…