Nov 15 2012
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Maybe speaking out in support of same-sex marriage was more than a moral move, after all. According to the gurus…
Nov 9 2012
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Apparently Romney aides taking cabs home after his concession speech were told by their drivers that, "Dee-clined.…
Nov 7 2012
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Mitt Romney community theater acts his way through a fairly typical concession speech — restating his views of…
Nov 6 2012
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This video of Mitt Romney flipping out on a Des Moines radio host in 2007 has gone viral-ish. While Romney's…
Nov 5 2012
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If elected tomorrow, Mittens Mittbot Von Mittingham Romney will not only be the first Mormon ever to occupy the…
Nov 5 2012
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Thank the gods of Toby Keith and Lee Greenwood's secret lovenest that this endless, yammering election cycle is…
Nov 5 2012
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Here's a great compilation of Romney's incessant back-and-forth — it gets a lot across in just a few minutes. So,…
Nov 5 2012
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The Million Puppet March stormed Washington D.C. on Saturday demanding equal rights for puppets! JK, there weren't…
Oct 31 2012
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In the wake of Hurricane Sandy, Mitt Romney announced that he’s halting his Presidential campaign so he can collect…
Oct 29 2012
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Connie Britton, who Friday Night Lights fans will know forever and ever and ever as Tami Taylor, has caught wind of…
Oct 26 2012
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You guys, I'm about to tell you something shocking that I doubt anyone saw coming: Mitt Romney — smiling, gazing…
Oct 25 2012
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Rumor has it that Mitt Romney's weirdly inconsistent skin color is due to the fact that the candidate has been…
Oct 25 2012
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Is Mitt Romney's secret spray-tanning? The candidate's unusual complexion — especially that ungodly shade of…
Oct 22 2012
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After Mitt Romney began shamelessly ganking the signature Friday Night Lights line "Clear eyes, full hearts,…
Oct 22 2012
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In an ideal world, farts would smell like Febreze and people would be able to empathize with the plights of others…
Oct 21 2012
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The Salt Lake Tribune, the paper of record in the eye of the Mormon storm, has endorsed President Barack Obama.…
Oct 19 2012
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During Tuesday night's second presidential debate, while answering a question about assault rifles, Mitt Romney…
Oct 19 2012
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Just as matching genitalia is not enough to get a lady feminist to support a female candidate, it turns out that so…
Oct 18 2012
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Sure, Mitt Romney said way more infuriating things about us womenfolk during this week's presidential debate than…
Oct 18 2012
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Today's episode of The View was supposed to boast a double shot of Romney, but when Mitt backed out due to…