Oct 27
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As a person who believes every part of the Bible except the parts that are dumb, the parts I haven’t read, and the…
Oct 14
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Ted Cruz is a condescending asshole whose inability to grow a convincing beard is only surpassed by his inability to…
Oct 1
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Sen. Ted Cruz joined Chris Cuomo’s CNN program Wednesday night in the hopes of discussing his new book and the…
Sep 23
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Guess who continues to be a little fucking jerk? Texas Senator Ted Cruz.
Sep 9
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There are countless nightmarish scenarios to consider regarding Trump’s possible re-election: More avoidable…
Aug 11
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When a video of protesters in Portland burning a Bible began making the rounds on social media earlier this month,…
Jul 13
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Dr. Anthony Fauci has been a household name since the covid-19 pandemic gave Americans a rude awakening in March,…
Jun 15
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President Trump announced via Twitter that he’s planning a little Saturday soiree in Tulsa, Oklahoma, with a million…
Mar 8
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With the nation—if not White House—increasingly panicking over the novel coronavirus, Ted Cruz has just made…
Feb 17
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At long last, defender of small government Ted Cruz has come out in support of reproductive freedom, provided that…
Jan 21
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Did you know that the Senate impeachment trial of President Donald Trump has officially commenced? I’m told it’s a…
Sep 11 2019
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Alyssa Milano, Hollywood’s new spokesperson for liberalism, went to Washington, D.C. on Tuesday to try to convince…
Jun 12 2019
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Maybe love is real after all!
May 1 2019
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While Senate Judiciary Committee member Ted Cruz was blabbing on during the testimony of Attorney General William…
Jan 9 2019
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Ted Cruz grew out a beard and the world recoiled in disgust. Now, Cruz claims that his “good friend” (definitely…
Dec 6 2018
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I guess Ted Cruz is really committing to this bit.
Nov 27 2018
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What is this? I don’t think “beard” is the right word. It looks more like a heavy dusting of grime settled over the…
Nov 7 2018
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HOUSTON, TEXAS—Shortly after 9 p.m., when MSNBC announced that Beto O’Rourke would not be the next senator for the…
Nov 6 2018
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Ted Cruz is predicted to hold on to his Senate seat. The unexpectedly tight victory brings an end to a race that…
Nov 6 2018
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HOUSTON, TEXAS—On the Monday afternoon before Election Day, a specter was haunting the Creekwood Grill, a barn-like…