Have Fun Decrypting the Slurred Lyrics in Ariana Grande's New Jam

Hmmm: Ariana Grande, “No Tears Left to Cry” — She’s back, and she’s completely reverted to her incomprehensible lyric roots! (Remember the all-too-brief period when Grande explored enunciating and placed a human-level of emphasis on her consonants? On “No Tears Left to Cry,” she’s back to slurring her speech (she…

Looks Like Taylor Swift's Cover of Earth, Wind & Fire's 'September' Is Our Friday the 13th Curse

N, strike this down: Taylor Swift, Earth, Wind & Fire’s “September” cover — It’s been a hellish week, and it’s now made more hellish by Swift’s mellowed Spotify-curated version of one of my TOP FIVE pick-me-up songs, which she instead turned it into a soulless, acoustic prom ballad. Don’t subject yourself to this on a…