What Is a 'Female-Owned' Tattoo Shop, Anyway?
Nice Tattoo, a tidy blue-trimmed shop tucked on a picturesque corner in Carroll Gardens, Brooklyn, is the kind of place…
Look Who's Super Bowl Nippling Now
In 2004, Janet Jackson’s breast popped out during her Super Bowl halftime performance and it nearly ruined her career.…
Ariana Grande Won't Trade Her New Tattoo for a Million Bucks
This week, Ariana Grande accidentally ended up with a tattoo that said “small charcoal grill” in Japanese instead of…
Ariana Grande's New Tattoo Reportedly Says 'Barbecue Grill' in Japanese
Ariana Grande, like her ex-fiancé Pete Davidson, has many tattoos—which is interesting because I rarely see her…
Which One of Justin Bieber's Many Questionable Tattoos Is the Worst?
How well do you know Justin Bieber’s body? Doesn’t matter, we’ve got pics.
Pete Davidson Got Another Tattoo
Sometimes I lie awake and night and wonder what will happen when Pete Davidson runs out of bodily real estate for…
Matt Damon Gets It Wrong, Yet Again
Matt Damon has once again offered a terrible take on something in the news cycle, only this time it’s (fortunately) not…
The Tattoo Industry Is Having Its Own Wrenching, Revelatory #MeToo Moment
Katie was 19 when she went to get her first tattoo, from an artist whose work she’d seen on other people’s bodies and…
The Eyes of Gigi Are Upon Zayn
After closely examining a video posted by model Gigi Hadid over the weekend, many have decided the eyes tattooed on…
There Is Absolutely No Covering Up This Justin Bieber Tattoo
A lot happened on Justin Bieber’s torso today.
Interview With a Man Who Has a Tramp Stamp That Says 'Executive Producer DICK WOLF'
Two nights ago, while I was trying to shove a plate of slightly burnt asparagus into a Ziploc bag, slap some Bandaids…
Drake Got An Unbelievably Corny New Tattoo
Drake should be having a good week. On Saturday he released a new album and celebrated in London with his parents by…
Dame Judi Dench Just Got a Wrist Tattoo. Can You Guess What It Is?
Dame Judi Dench, my 81-year-old mother and life coach, just got her first tattoo. The Telegraph reports it was “a…
Is This Bernie Sanders Tattoo What I Think It Is?
Look at this avid Bernie Sanders supporter’s inner wrists. Look at how confident they are. But specifically, look at…
Ben Affleck Says His Giant Back Tattoo Is Fake, But I Want to See the Receipts
Ben Affleck said the horrible phoenix tattoo on his back is “fake,” and I say he’s lying. In an interview with Mario…
How One Study Produced a Bunch of Untrue Headlines About Tattoos Strengthening Your Immune System
A recent study published in the American Journal of Human Biology suggests that people with previous tattoo experience…
Watch Justin Bieber Explain His Rich Tapestry of Tattoos, Including Selena Gomez and Jesus
Much like still waters run deep, so do heavily tattooed, brat-stached piss boys like Justin Bieber.
Ben Affleck Has a Big Fucking Phoenix Tattoo On His Back, But We Can't Show it to You
Ben Affleck has a tattoo on his back. Reporters first noticed it in July, after someone photographed what appeared to…
"Dirty Needles and Drunk Artists": Grim Yelp Reviews of Tattoo Parlors
Welcome to Grim Yelp Reviews, a regular feature where we share people’s worst experiences at the worst places. This…
Ed Sheeran, the Devil, Was Joking About His Terrible Chest Tattoo Being Fake
Ed Sheeran, the devil incarnate, pulled exactly the stunt that I suspected. Turns out that an awful children’s drawing…